CONFESS!!! Who here is addicted to Kitten Huffing

[LynneSin]

It's a sad addiction that so many have gotten caught up with - the huffing of small helpless kittens.

Read more about Kitten Huffing here:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Kitten_huffing


Kitten huffing is a great alternative to normal street drugs and vitamins. It is well known that ingesting kittens has its side effects, so please, don't huff more than two or three a day. Kitten-related human fatalities are no joke.


History of Kitten Huffing Techniques
Throughout the centuries, there have been many techniques invented for kitten huffing.

At the turn of the century, the "hot knife" method was very prevalent, due to relatively thin-skinned kittens. As kitten breeders continued to improve their stock, this soon gave way to widespread hookah use.

The more modern strains of kittens have been bred specifically for huffing, and thus the need for huffing equipment has rapidly diminished.

The most common technique these days tends to be the simplistic 'cupped hands approach'. This technique, developed by Oscar Wilde, quote, "...gets you high as a motherfucker!" In addition, proper kitten huffing equipment can be somewhat hard to come by, and so most kitten huffers prefer the "cupped hands" method.

[demnan]

1. I think Bill Frist used to do that.

[unhappycamper]

2. Have him try my pet.