What does 10^21 picolos make?

[TXlib]

Anybody? Anybody?

1 gigalo (pronounce the 'giga' as in "1.21 gigawatts?!")

Post your favorite science geek joke here!

[yella_dawg]

1. I wuz gonna say...

a black hole. That's a buncha picolos.

[TXlib]

2. What do 2000 mockingbirds make?

2 kilomockingbirds

[uberotto]

3. There are 10 kinds of people in this world...

Those that understand binary and those that don't.

[TXlib]

4. Guffaw

[LearnedHand]

8. ROTFLMAO!

Thankx!!! I needed that laugh.

[TXlib]

5. What does a mathematician do when constipated?

Works it out with a pencil!

[TXlib]

6. What do 6.02 * 10^23 avacados make?

1 guaca-mole

[Deja Q]

7. A very long flute?

:D

[foo_bar]

9. a hydrogen atom walks into a bar

"I've lost an electron!" he exclaims.
"Are you sure?" asks the bartender.
"I'm positive!"

[Squeech]

20. I thought iony was dead.

And a millihelen is the quantity of beauty needed to launch one ship.

[foo_bar]

21. a neutron gets ready to leave the bar

"What do I owe you?" he asks the bartender.
"No charge."

[TXlib]

10. A topologist can't tell his ass from a hole in the ground

but can tell his ass from two holes in the ground.

(Yes, yes, if you want to be anal, they're tunnels, not just holes...)

[onebigbadwulf]

12. Heisenberg is driving down the freeway

when a cop pulls him over and says "do you know how fast you were going?"

And he replies, "No, but I know exactly where I am"

[Richardo]

13. HA!

[Richardo]

11. What's the unit for 1/1000th of a lip-synched CD?

A milli-vanilli.

[TXlib]

14. What's a milli-helen?

1/1000th of the beauty required to start a war.

[TXlib]

15. What's an "arg"?

1 unit of work, performed incorrectly.

[MisterP]

16. mathematically-inclined plumbers:

"caulk you later"

[Ediacara]

17. what do you call someone who likes sedimentation?

An Aluvial Fan!

[Sal316]

18. Couple of 'em for ya

Have you heard about the new oral contraceptive - hexanitrosobenzene? It
has "NO" in all six positions.

What is this:

NaCl(aq) NaCl(aq)
C C C C C C C

Answer: (In a sing-song voice) "Saline, saline, over the seven C's"

[onebigbadwulf]

19. (sigh)

I miss my days of O-chem