I need sign ideas.

[ulysses]

I'm looking for an interesting way of saying "No Solicitors". I'm thinking along the lines of "Solicitors will be the main course for dinner tonight".

Ideas?

[bicentennial_baby]

1. Solicitors Will Be Consumed On Sight

:P

[enigmatic]

2. Here's one

"If you solicit here, I'll solicit my pitbull on your ass"

[datasuspect]

3. Ask me about Satan!

[JohnnyBoots]

4. Solicitors Generally will be shot (small print for the last bit after

the last ly.

[nytemare]

5. A solicitor once tried to sell me something.

I ate his liver with some favre beans and a nice chianti!



That might scare 'em off!

[ulysses]

14. I considered the Hannibal thing.

:D

[grannylib]

6. Solicitors: I fart in your general direction! Go away , or I will taunt

you again!

[UncleSepp]

7. I Have No Money.

That oughta keep people from trying to sell you stuff!

[GreenPartyVoter]

8. and I already know about God.

[UncleSepp]

9. LOLOL! "You show me your God, I'll show you mine.. all of them."

[GreenPartyVoter]

10. *lol*

[ulysses]

17. inspiration!

We already have a plaque at the bottom of the front steps (courtesy of the previous owners) that says "The House that God Built". Put an "s" on the end of "God" and have a field day the next time the Baptists come by. :evilgrin:

[SOteric]

11. Heh.

Solicitors Welcome! Please don't mind the chicken blood we use that in our Satanic rituals. By the way, does anyone know that you've come here today?

[grannylib]

12. Make your front door look like the back of some folks' pick-up trucks -

totally plastered with NRA stickers. Good burgler deterrents too.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

13. How about:

Solicitors will be shot. Survivors will be prosecuted.

This is a derivation of one that I saw that had the word trespassers in the solicitor spot...

:hi:

[mzteris]

15. My dog LOVES solicitors

....... but could you take your shoes off first as the laces get caught in his teeth....

[ulysses]

16. just had another thought.

"I'll give you an hour to sell me a vacuum, then I'll take an hour to tell you about free trade."

[ulysses]

18. excellent! thanks, y'all!

:D