HA HA LIEBRULS! - Democratic Underground

CanuckAmok

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Wed Jul-27-05 07:18 PM
Original message

HA HA LIEBRULS!

NOW THAT MISTY IS MAKING ENUFF MUNEY AT THE COFEY SHOP WE OWN TO PAY FOR A GOOD BABEYSITER WITH NO ADICTSHINS TO THE METHOD I FIND I HAVE WAY MORE TIME TO SERF THE INTERNETS AND SEE WAT U AL ARE UP TO THIS TIME!

SO NOW DYLAN AND COLE AND ASHLEY AND ASHLEE (THE TWINS) AND BRITTNEY ARE COVERED AND THE NEW SITER IS REALY GOOD AT MAKING SHURE THEY R NOT PLAYING VILENT VIDIO GAMES ON THE X BOX BEECUS AS PASTER KWOK SES IT IS A DIRECT PATH TO H-E-DUBBEL-STICKS WITH A BONE-ESS LIFE IN THE HOT HOT FIRE AFTER 50,000 POINTS! MORE ON PASTER KWOK LATER. I NO U AL WANT TO SAY WAT? WAT HAPINT TO THE WITE PASTER THERE WAS AT THE CHURCH? WEL HE HAD TO GO AND MORE ON THAT LATER BUT PASTER KWOK IS GOOD EVEN THO HE MENSHUNED “CONFUSE US” AT A SERMIN AND SET THAT “CONFUSE US” WAS THINKING ABOUT GOD BEFORE JESUS WAS EVEN A GLINT IN GODS BIG EYE! WEERD BUT MORE ON THAT LATTER…

O AND BEEFOR I FORGET SO SAIS PASTER KWOK IT ISNT REALLY THE VILEINSE IN THE VIDIO GAMES SO MUCH AS THE S-E-X. AND I TEL U WAT! NO SUPRIZE THERE! I NO FROM PERSONIL EXPERIENTS THE S-E-X IS WAY WORST AND HERE IS WY.

WEN I WAS IN SAMS CLUB ON THE WEAKENED I WAS BYING SUM 12GA RELOADER SHELLS AND SUM 9MM FOR THE BROWNING OTTO PISTIL I JUST GOT AT A SWAP SHOW AND U NO WAT I NOTISED? I TELL U WAT! SAMS CLUB DUSINT SELL DIRTY BOOKS AND I SAY AMEN TO THAT! SO OVIUSLY EVEN THEY NO THAT S-E-X CAN BE BAD BUT FORSE IS NOT AT LEEST NOT WEN IT IS LEGAL CONSTITUSHINEL FORSE AS FORSED IN THE GOOD OLD US OF A (AMERICA).

AND ABOUT SAMS CLUB JUST SO U NO. DID U NO THAT 1 OF SAMS KIDS WHO IS AN ADILT WAS KILED IN A PLAIN CRASH LAST MONTH? AND AL HIS MUNEY COOD NOT SAVE HIM! AND IT WAS A KIT PLAIN HE MADE HIM SELF. AND THE FAA SED THAT WILE THE KIT WAS MADE IN AMERICA IT WAS AL MADE OF CHEEP PARTS FROM CHINA AND THAT IS WAT KILLED HIM!

ONE OF THE CUSTIMERS AT MISTY AND ME’S COFEY SHOP SED THAT WAS THE DEFANISHIN OF IORNING BUT I DO NOT GET THAT I TEL U WAT! MABEY OF HE WAS IORNING SIRTS AND NOT FLYING A PLAIN? MABEY YO GET THAT WITH YOR WEERD LIE-BRUL BRANES BUT I DO NOT.

ANYWAYS I WAS STOCKING UP ON THE AMO BEECOS THAT PISTIL IS INGLISH BUT IT HAS GOOD ACKSHIN! I THOT AL THE INGLISH COOD MAKE WAS TEE AND HOMOSEX. BUT THEY MAKE A GOOD HAND GUN TO!

AND THAT BRINGS ME ONTO MY NEXT SEERIUS POINT.

U LIEBRULS AND YOR TALLER ANTS OF THE TERRISTS HAS BLOWN UP LUNDIN INGLAND! AND I SAW ON THE FOX NEWS THAT FOOTAGE AND I THOT IT WAS AMERICA! BEECOS FOR WUN THING INGLAND HAS A CITY WITH SKY SCRAPPERS JUST LIKE OMAHA! I SAW INGLAND ON A TV SHOW WUNSE ABOWT JACK THE RAPER AND IT LOOKED OLD TIME LIKE GEORGE WASHINGTONS (THE FIRST PREDIDENT OF THESE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IF U DIDN’T NO!) HOUSE.

BUT NO! THERE WAS A FIRE ENJIN AND AM BOO LANCES AND THE WORKS JUST LIKE HEER EXCEPT THE FIRE MEN LOOK SMALLER AND WERE WEERD SUITS NOT LIKE ARE FIRE MEN (RIP BRAVE AMERICAN HEROES OF THE 7/11 RIP!!). THEY EVEN HAVE A SUBWAY LIKE MAN HATIN ILAND! BUT NO DENTISTS BY THE LOOKS OF THINGS!

SO EVRY BODY IN INGLAND WAS RUNING AROWND LIKE A CHICKEN WITH NO HED AND MISTY SAIS TO ME THAT NOW THEY NO WAT IS IS LIKE TO HAVE TO DEEL WITH MAD BOMER TERRISTS LIKE WE HAVE TO DO. NOW I DON’T WISH BAD WILLS IN ANY BODY BUT I SAY THAT IS WAT U DESERVE WEN U DON’T LISSEN TO YOR PRESIDENT INGLANDERS! OR ARE PRESIDENT SINSE U DON’T HAVE 1. THE WENT IN TO THE IRACK WITH US WEN MR PRESIDENT GEORGE W BUSH TOLD THEM TO DO IT BUT I BET THE IRACKEES CAN SEE THEM A MILE AWAY IN THERE DUM BLACK HATS AND THE RED TUNICKS THEY WARE. AND THE IRACK LOOKS AS FLAT AS ANY PAN CAKE BUT ONE MISTY WOOD COOK (SORY HUNNY!) ON TV SO HOW CAN U HIDE LOOKING LIKE A FAG DOOR MAN. AND ALSO THEY SENT LIKE 10 SOLJERS OR SOME THING. I NO INGLAND DUSSENT UNDER STAND HOW IMPOTANT IT IS TO SPEND MOST OF THE COUNTREES WELTH ON MILITARY AND WEPINS OF DEFENTS LIKE WE DO BUT THEY ARE REELY THIN IN THE ARMY DEPARTMENT! EVEN COMUNIST THE CANADA ISINT AS BAD AND MOST CANADA PEEPIL HAVE GUNS TO SHOOT MOSES AND INVADERS IF THEY HAVE TO. LUKY INGLAND IS ON AN ILAND SO AT LEEST THEY CAN SEE THE ENIMY COMING AND CAL US FOR HELP LIKE EVRY OTHER TIME THEY GET IN VADED. OR AT LEEST HAVE US SELL THEM MUST KIT BALLS FOR THERE MUST KITS! LOLOLOL!!!

PLUS NOT TO PICK ON PORE OLD INGLAND TO MUCH BUT IF THEY WENT TO DE FEET TERRISTS THEY SHOOD JUST MAKE THEM WACH INGLISH TV! IT WIL BORE THEM TO DETH!!!! LOL! NOW THAT WE HAVE THE SATLIGHTS FOR TV IN THE TRALER (DUBBEL WIDE!) I WATCHED SOME INGLISH TV AND GESS WAT? FOR 1 THING THEY ONLY HAVE 2 TV STASHINS AND FOR THE OTHER THING BOTH OF THEM JUST SHOW NITTING SHOWS AND GAME SHOWS WERE THE PRISE IS ONLY 30 POUNDS OF SOMETHING AND THEY DONT EVEN TELL U WAT IT IS.

AND U HAVE TO TAKE SUM OF THE BLAIM FOR WAT HAPINT IN INGLAND LONDIN. IT IS THE LIE-BRUL TALLER ANTS OF MUSLIN TERISTS THAT HAS COSED THIS PROBLIM! IF WE HAD BOMED AL THEM MUSLIMS UP AND ARESTED THE REST INTO A JAIL LIKE PRESIDENT GEORGE WALKER BUSH WANTED TO DO THEN THEY WOOD AL BE GONE BUT NO IT WAS HITLERY AND BARBERA STRYSAND AND SHAWN PEN WHO TOLD U TO TEL THEM TO STOP AND THEY DID AND NOW WHERE R WE?! AND WHY WOOD ANY ONE TAKE ADVISE FROM ANY GUY WHO WAS MARRYED TO MADONA? THAT IS JUST PLAIN DUM!! I MEEN SHAWN PEN HE WAS MARYED TO MADONA NOT BARBERA STRYSAND. AND ALSO WHY TAKE ADVISE FROM SOME ONE WHO WOOD MARY YOUR BUDDY BIL KKKLINTOON BUT THAT GOES WITH OUT SAYING LOL!!!!!!!!!

AND MADONA IS CATHLICK AND LOOK AT HER NOW! LOL!!

ENUF OF INGLAND AT LEEST THEY ARE A CHRISTIAN NASHUN LIKE US AND THEY KICKT THE POPE IN ROME OUT IN PRE HISTORIC TIMES. EVEN IF THEY R HARD TO UNDER STAND WITH THERE ACSENTS. DON’T THEY SPEEK INGLISH IN INGLAND BY THE WAY?! I ONSE TOOK THE PBS CHANAL AND I DIDNT UNDER STAND WHAT THE HECK THEY WEER TAKING ABOUT! SOME THING ABOUT DRAWING A LINE IN THE WINTER OR SOME THING FROOTY LIKE THAT. IT WAS OVER 2 OURS LONG AND NOT A SINGLE OUTSIDE SEENE AND NO COMERSHALS. IT WAS ALL IN 1 ROOM BY THE LOOKS OF IT AND FULL OF ART ON THE WALS AND EVERY BODY CRYING AND LAFFING AND KISSING AND SLAPPING AND NOT DOING MUTCH ELSE BUT THAT. I CAN SEE WHY NO BODY WOOD WANT TO BY AN AD ON PBS! BUT EVEN IF THEY DONT MAKE ANY SENSE WE SHOOD BALE THEM OUT IF THE MUSLIN HORTS TRY TO IN VADE. INGLAND I MEEN NOT PBS. LIE-BRUL PBS CAN CUT THERE OWN GRASS AS FAR AS I CARE.

OKAY AND GET THIS NOW! THE CRAZEY EVIL USHINISTS ARE SAYING THAT NOT ONLEY DID THE MONKEES GIVE BURTH TO US AL BUTY NOW THE ORIJINAL INDIANS IN THESE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA MITE EVEN BE WITE! THAT IS SO CON FUSING I DONT EVIN NO WERE TO START BUT I WILL TRY BEECOS WHO ELSE WILL TELL U AL THE TRUTH?! NOT YOUR LYING BUDDYS AT CNN COMUNIST NEWS NETWERK AKA PRAVDA I TELL U WAT!

SO THIS DOCTOR OF ARK EE OLOGEE SES THAT SOME BONES HE FOUND IN NEVADA ARE GET THIS 16,000 YEERS OLD! AND THAT THEY R FROM A WITE MAN NAMED CLOVIS. HE SED HE FOUND THIS OUT FROM CARBIN DATING!

SO HEER IS WATS RONG WITH THAT EVIL USHINIST NUT THEERY.

1 ANY BONES U LEEVE IN NEVADA WOOD BE EETEN BY DOGS. OR MABEY THE EVIL USHINISTS BEELEEVE THERE ARE NO DOGS IN NEVADA LOL!! HEY THEY BEELEVE WE ARE RELATED TO THE MONKEEYS AND THEY DONT BELIEVE IN A GOD SO WHY NOT SAY THEY DONT BEELEVE IN A DOG?!

2 THERE WAS NO PEEPIL 16,000 YEERS AGO AND EVERY BODY NOSE THAT. THE ERTH WAS CREEATED IN SIX DAYS FROM NUTHING ABOUT 3000 YEERS AGO AND HAD 1 MAN ON IT. ADAM. AND ALL THE OTHER PEEPIL CAME FROM ADAM AND HIS WIFE EVE WHO CAME FROM A RIB IN HIM. ANY BODY WHO DUSENT BEELEVE THAT MUST BE NUTS!

3 CLOVIS IS A NAME FROM THE HOLY BIBBLE AND EVERY BODY NOSE THE BIBBLE WAS RITTIN BY JESUS CHRIST WEN HE WAS 30. SO DO THE MATH DOCTOR OF ARK EE OOLOGEE… THERE WAS NO YEER WEN JESUS WAS BORN SO THAT IS A 0. 0+30=30. THAT IS YEER 30 NOT YEER MINUS 16,000! LOL! AND TO MAKE IT EVEN MORE SIMPIL THEY ADID AN A AND A D TO THAT. SO IT IS 30AD AND THE AD STANDS FOR AND DONTFORGETIT!

4 SO HOW CAN A CARBIN TELL U HOW OLD A THING IS? AT FIRST I THOT HE MENT MABEY HE MENT TO POKE IT WITH A PENSIL BUT IT IS NOT THAT KIND OF CARBIN. SO I THINK IT MEENS THE KIND THEY HAD BEFORE THE LIBERY GOT A PHOTO COPYER WEN U HAD TO PUSH HARD TO MAKE 2 COPYS. SO I GES U RUB THE CARBIN ON THE THING U WANT TO DATE AND IT TELLS U BUT WAT IF THE CARBIN US OLD? AND THAT OPENS ANOTHER CAN OF WERMS WICH IS HOW OLD IS THE CARBIN AND HOW DO U FIND THAT OUT? WITH STAPELS?! LOL!!!

5 EVEN IF GOD DIDNT CREATE THE ERTH OUT OF NOTHING IN 6 DAYS WICH IS CRAZY AND SAY FOR THE SAKE OF THE ARE GUE MINT IT IS 16,000 YEERS OLD INSTEAD OF 3,000 THEN WHY WOOD A WITE GUY BE IN NEVADA YEERS BEFORE A CASEENO EVEN OPENED? IT WAS NOTHING BUT A HOT DESSERT! EVIN THE INDIANS DIDNT WANT IKT AND THAT IS WHY THEY MOVED OUT! AS MY FREND SES THEY HAD RESERVASHINS! NOT THAT I WOOD GO TO SIN CITY NEVADA U UNDER STAND! LOL!!

AND THIS IS JUST AN OBSERVASHIN BUT WEN I WAS A KID WE NEW SOME MORMINS WHO LIVED HEER FOR A WILE. AND THEY SED THAT JESUS WAS IN AMERICA FOR A FEW DAYS BETWEEN WEN HE WAS CRUCIFIED AND WHEN HE WAS RISED. IT DID NOT MAKE ANY SENCE AT AL BUT NOT MUCH ABOUT THE CRAZEY MORMINS DOES. ANYWAYS THEY SAY JESUS WALKED AROUND THE UNITED STATES (WICH U MITE REMBER FROM HISTERY CLASS DID NOT EKSIST YET. MORMINS! LOL!!) FOR A FEW DAYS I THINK 3 AND TAKED TO THE INDIANS AND THEN WENT TO HEVEN BY WAY OF PALACE TINE. SO THERE WAS 1 WITE MAN IN AMERICA BUT 2000 YERS AGO NOT 16,000! AND THAT IS IF U BEELEVE THERE IS A LINE WERE JESUS WENT TO NEVADA. AGEN I ASK WHY?! AND IN ANY CASE EVEN IF HE WENT THERE HE WENT BACK TO PALACE TINE AND HE AND HIS BONES AND SKIN WENT TO HEVEN NOT SUM DICH WERE THE LUXOR IS NOW.

O AND ALSO THE MORMINS SAY THERE WERE EXTRA PARTS OF THE BIBBLE AND THAT SOME JERK CARVED THEM IN TO GOLD TABLITS AND BERRIED THEM IN THE MOUNTENS IN NEW YORK BEFORE JESUS WAS EVEN BORN (AGEN I SAY AMERICA WAS NOT HEER YET U DUM MORMINS IT WASNT DISCOVERED UNTIL 1776). AND THEN GET THIS ANOTHER JERK WENT TO THE MOUNTENS AND DUG THEM UP AND AN ANGLE TOLD HIM HOW TO REED THEM AND HE ROTE THEM AL DOWN AND THEN (AND THIS IS WERE I GET SUSPISHIS) THE ANGLE TOOK THE TABLITS UP IN TO HEVEN SO THERE WAS NO PROOF AND THE GUY WHO RED AND ROTE THEM ON PAPER WAS NAMED MORMIN AND HE HAD TO MOVE TO UTAH TO LIVE WITH RELITIVES HE HAD. O AND 1 OF THE THINGS THE MAJUC TABLIT SED WAS THAT A MAN COOD HAVE A BUCH OF WIFES. AND I SAY WAT?! THIS IS SPOST TO BE A GOOD THING?! 1 IS ENUFF FOR ME AND I EVEN HAVE A GOOD 1!!!! THOSE MORMINS R AS CRAZEY AS THE DOCTORS OF ARK EE OLOGEE IF U ASK ME! GIVE ME GOOD OLD AMERICAN CHRISTIANITY ANY TIME WICH MAKES LOJIKAL SCENTS.

6 EVEN THE INDIANS OF THE UNITED STATES WHO USET TO BE HEETHEN BUT NOW ARE MOSTLY CHRISTIANS AND AR AFRAID OF GOD SAY THERE IS A CREEATOR. IF U DID NOT NO THIS THAT IS EVEN WAT SOME OF THEM ARE CALLED. LIKE CREE ATORS. U CANT HAVE CREEATION WITHOUT CREE NATION. EXCEPT THERE IS AN EXTRA N.

ALRITE NOW THAT THAT HEETHIN LIE HAS BIN BROKEN WITH LOJICK AND FATHE, LET US MOVE ON TO THE BEFORE MENSHUNED PASTER KWOK.

ALRITE, I DONT HAVE TO TELL U PASTER KWOK IS AN OREEINTIL! AND U SAY WOW HOW CAN A MAN FROM CHINA BE A CHRISTIAN AND EVEN A PASTER TO BOOT? AND THAT JUST SHOWS HOW IGNERINT U AL R. HE CAME FROM COREY-AH NOT CHINA FIRST OF AL AND HE CAME WITH HIS PARENTS WHO WERE FLEEING FROM SOME COMUNISTS. I GESS NOBODY TOLD THEM U AL WEER HEER OR THEY WOOD NOT HAVE BOTHERED BOOKING THE FLITE LOL!! ANYWAYS THE PASTER WAS A KID THEN AND DID NOT NO HE WOOD BE A CHRISTIAN MINISTER. HE THOT THAT HE WAS GOING TO OWN A CORNER STORE OR A GROSHERY STORE OR A U-HALL DEELER LIKE AL ORIENTILS DO. BUT NO! HE GROO UP IN DALTINVILLE NOT FAR FROM HEER AND HE SED THAT FROM A YUNG AGE HE NEW THE PEEPIL HEER NEEDED SAVING IN A BIG WAY AND HE TOOK THE CALLING. SO AS SOON AS HE STARTED TALKING AMERICAN GOOD HE STARTED TO REED THE BIBBLE AND HE GOT TO TAWK TO GOD WHO SED GO FOR IT JERRY AND BE A PASTER IN MY HOUSE!

BY THE WAY HE SED THAT BIBBLE STANDS FOR SOME THING AND THAT IT IS THIS:
BASICK INSTRUCTSHINS BEEFOR LEEVING ERTH. I FORGET WAT THE OTHER B STANDS FOR BUT IF I RE MEMBER MY SUNDAY SCHOOL IT IS FOR BARRY. SO IT IS ACTSHALLY BASICK INSTRUCTSHINS BEEFORE BARRY LEEVING ERTH. GOOD ADVISE! REED YOR BIBBLE EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT NAMED BARRY!! IT HAS ALL THE BASICK INSTRUCTSHINS RITE IN THERE AND U WIL ALSO LEEVE ERTH 1 DAY SO BE REDDY FOR THAT SINNERS!

ANYWAYS SO PASTER KWOK SES THAT WE NEED TO BE MORE TALLER ANTS OF EVERY BODY AND THAT TURN THE OTHER CHEAK AND I SAY THAT IS A GOOD AND FRESH IDEA BUT A LITTLE RADICLE!

BUT ALSO IT WOOD HELP IF ALL THE PEEPIL WE ARE TO BE TALLER ANTS OF DID NOT BEELEVE SUCH CRAZEY THINGS! LIKE THE HOMOSEX THE RAPING MUSIC AND THE CORN. IT HAPINS HE GAVE THE SPEECH ABOWT THE CORN WEN A BUNCH OF PAPERS LIDE AND SED BRAVE AMERICAN SOLJIRS AT GITMO STUFT THE CORN IN TOILETS. I DON’T NEED TO TELL U LIE-BRULS THAT THE CORN IS THE BIBBLE OF MUSLIN. I BET U AL HAVE A CORN UNDER YOR PILOSE! NO U DONT BEELEVE IN GOD AT AL OR U WOODINT BE HEER. BUT ANYWAY PASTER KWOK SED THAT IT WAS BAD TO DO THAT TO SOME BODYS BIBBLE EVEN IF IT IS NUTS. CORN NUTS! LOL!! AND I AGGREY ON THAT. I DONT THINK I WOOD LIKE IT IF SOME SNEEKY MUSLIN TOOK MY BIBBLE AND STUFT IT IN THE JOHN! NOT ONLY IS THAT BLAST FEEMUS BUT IT COSTED $30 FROM COSTCO AND IT WAS THE LAST 1 THEY HAD! WE WENT WITH THE DEELUX 1 BEECOS NOTHING SAYS I AM A CHRISTIAN LIKE HAVING A HARD BOWND WITE LETHERETTE BIBBLE WITH HOLEY BIBBLE IN GOLD PRINT ON THE COVER AND A CDROM VERSHIN FOR FREE! ANYWAYS THE BOTTIM LINE IS TO TREET THE HEETHENS WITH RESPECT WILE WE ARE BEETING FREEDOM INTO THEM IN CUBA.

AMEN TO THAT I SAY.

AND IT TURNS OUT THE SOLJERS DID NOT THROW THE CORN IN THE TOILETS ANYWAYS! IT WAS JUST AN OTHER LIE FROM THE LIEBRUL MIDIA! THERE IS A SUPRIZE! AND I HAVE TO WUNDER HOW U AL CAN RUN THE HOLE MIDIA WITH THE LIEBRUL JEWS AND THE LIEBRUL GERMANS AND THE MAN WHO OWNS OSTRAYLEEA AND STIL LOOSE EVRY ELECSHIN EVER! EVEN THE RICH JERK WHO OWNED ALL THE NEWS PAPERS AND WITH ALL THE HARLEYS TURNED OUT TO BE A HOMO LIE-BRUL WEN HE DIED. LOL!! IT JUST GOSE TO SHOW U AL THAT WAY MORE PEPIL BELIEVE IN THE TRUE AMERICAN DREEM OF PRESIDENT GEORGE WALKER BUSH THAN DO NOT EVEN WITH ALL THE LIEBRAL TRICKS!

IT IS A GOOD AND TRUE DREEM. YOU CAN SEE IT IN COMMANDER IN CHEEF PRESIDENT GEORGE WALKER BUSHES FACE WHEN HE SPEEKS. HE IS AL WAYS DREEMING THAT DREEM EVEN WEN HIS IS AWAKE.

AND I DONT NO WY THERE IS AN AMERICAN BASE IN CUBA ANYWAYS! DID WE INVADE THEM TO? I DIDN’T EVEN HEER ABOWT THAT 1. BUT IT IS ABOUT TIME I TEL U WAT!

AND I AM GETTING SIDE TRACT BUT I SHOOD ALSO SAY THAT IT IS CONSERVATIVE PATREEOTS WHO DID INVENT THE VOTING MASHINE. SO WILE YOR PAL ALGORE WAS POKING AROWND INVENTING THE INTERNETS (LOL!) AND OTHER PORTILS OF PORN AND VILENSE A GOOD SENSIBLE REPUBLICAN OR 2 WAS MAKING A MODERN MASHINE WICH MAKES IT POSSIBIL FOR GOOD AMERICANS TO VOTE FASTER AND MORE OFEN THEN EVER BEEFOR!

AND SPEEKING OF BEEING THANKFUL TO THE GOOD LORD MISTY SED THAT WIT AL HER SPAIR TIME SHE IS TAKING A COOKING CLASS AT THE LERNING ANNICS. BEECOS GOD LOVES EVRYBODY BUT HE OVIUSLY NEVER ATE 1 OF MISTYS CHIKEN-FRYED PEPER STAKES! I NO THAT IS SOUNDING BLAST FEEMUS BUT I AM ONLY JESTING AND AFTER ALL IT IS TRUE! LOL!! SO MISTY IS MAKING CAKES AND SAMMIN STAKES FROM THE RIVVER AND ALL KINDS OF VEGTIBILES I HAVE NEVER EVEN SEEN IN A CAN LET ALONE COMING OUT OF THE GROWND. AND SOME OF THEM R PRITTY SUGESTIVE LOOKING I TEL U WAT! NO WUNDER GOD PUTS THEM UNDER THE GROWND!! LOL! IF I NEVER SEE ANOTHER YAM NOT IN A FRYING PAN I WILL DIE A HAPPY MAN!

AND HER BEET SOOP IS DEE LISHIS. IT MAKES MY TUNG TURN BRITE RED BUT IT IS WERTH IT AND IT IS NOT AS IF I WOOD GO OUT AFTER SUPER ANYWAYS.

BUT ENUFF ABOUT MISTY. THIS IS ABOUT U MY LIE-BRUL FRENDS!

SO I HAVE TO ASK WY U EVEN BOTHER COMING HERE TO THE OLD DU ANY MORE? IT LOOKS LIKE YOR LIES R COMING A PART AND U AL ARE FITEING EACHOTHER AND THAT IS GOOD FOR ME AND EVRY REEL AMERICAN WHO CAN SEE THRU U. IN CASE U DID NOT NO THIS IT IS A UNITID FRUNT THAT WINS THE RASE. AND IT DUSINT MATER IF I TEL U THE GREAT RIGHT SECRET OF SUCKSESS BEECOS U R TO BISY FITEING TO GET IT. BEFOR U NO IT WE WIL EVEN HAVE PRESIDENT GEORGE WALKER BUSH IN THE WITE HOUSE FOR AN OTHER 12 YEERS AND THEN U WIL BE WIPED OUT COMPLETELY OR GOD WILING FOR YOR SAKE CONVERTS TO GOD AND COUNTRY LIKE ME. AND IF PRESIDENT GEORGE WALKER BUSH IS TO OLD TO BE PRESIDENT HE CAN HAND IT TO JENNA AND THE OTHER GIRL SO DONT WURRY WAT U THINK STILL DOES NOT MATER TO MUCH TO ME AND EVEN LES IN A FEW YEERS!

BUT I DO NOT HOPE U AL HAVE TO BE LOCKT UP AND I HOPE U CAN ACCEPT A GOOD DE FEET WEN U SEE IT AND GET WITH JESUS AND PRESIDENT BUSH HIS TOOL ON THIS PLANIT.

U WOOD NOT BEELEVE IT BUT I WISH U AL WEL AND IT MAKES ME SAD TO SEE U WASTING YOR LIFES ON GAY THINGS AND $5 COFEYS AND CARS WITH NO GUTS!

THE LIBERY IS CLOWSING SO I HAVE TO GO AND I DID NOT EVEN GET TO THE PART ABOUT THE OLD PASTER AND WY PASTER KWOK IS THERE NOW. I WILL TRY TO GET IT IN BEECOS IT IS FUNY.

OK THE OLD PASTER WAS IN HIS BASSMENT MAKING A PIPE BOM FUL OF MATCH HEDS AND DID NOT REMBER TO PUT WAX PAPER OVER THE PIPE THREDS WEN HE WAS SCREWING THE ENDS ON AND THAT MADE SPARKS AND KABLAMMO THERE HE WAS WITH NO FOURARMS AND HE HAD TO DILE 911 WITH HIS NOSE ON AN OLD ROTERY WAL FONE BEECOS HIS WIFE WAS AT THE KWILTING BIE.

SO WEN HE GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL HE HAD TO EXPLANE WY HE WAS MAKING A PIPE BOM TO THE POLISE AND MORE SEERIUSLY TO THE HED PASTER AND WATEVER THE REESON WAS HE HAD TO GO. AND THE POLISE AND THE PARISH COUNSILL NEVER TOLD US WHY AT AL! SO WE GOT PASTER KWOK WHO IS NICE BUT LIKES TO TALK ABOUT CONFUSION IN THE CHURCH.

I GESS IT IS NOT AS FUNY AS I THOT IT WOOD BE BUT I AM IN A HURY AND DID NOT HAVE TIME TO THINK IT THRU.

MABEY NEXT TIME BEECOS U HAVE NOT HERD THE LAST FROM ME!!