help me settle this age-old question:

[progmom]

[texas1928]

1. Let's ride bikes.

:P

[progmom]

2. non-sequitur?

[texas1928]

4. A.D.D.

I get lost easy.

Did you see the blue sky today?

Uh what did you say.

[progmom]

6. ah

that explains it th... hey - is that a new shirt?

[texas1928]

7. Not wearing one.

My ear itches.

[progmom]

14. q-tips

applesauce?

[texas1928]

15. Apple butter.

Have you seen my baseball?

[progmom]

17. you left it in your glove

is that real?

[texas1928]

74. Is what real?

Franks and BEANS

[Zuni]

3. smiley

:hi:

[Dhalgren]

5. Smily - just had to be dif'rent...

[Bok_Tukalo]

8. Bite me, progmom

Smylies are for those who cannot emote through text

[progmom]

9. i would love to

come on over!

[Bok_Tukalo]

10. Where's those damn car keys?

<ope>

[progmom]

12. sigh

waiting....

[Dave Reynolds]

11. I like cake.

Especially the yellow.

[progmom]

13. uranium?

[Dave Reynolds]

16. With chocolate frosting.

Eat some, and enrich the rest to weapons grade.

[progmom]

18. i'll take the frosting

you can have the yellow cakes. :hi:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

19. LOL!

I LIKE where you're going with this!

:applause:

[Kalish]

20. dildies

[progmom]

21. you again

:hi:

[Kalish]

22. hi

you know you shouldn't hurt smilies or dildies....

[progmom]

23. which are you?

:shrug:

[Kalish]

24. I am Kalish

make a smilie of me.

[progmom]

26. how about this

or this:

[Kalish]

31. any other ones?

I can't whistle.

which smilie is u?

[progmom]

32. tell me more about yourself

hard to assign a smiley to someone i don't know.

[Kalish]

35. I'm six feet tall

strong like an oak.

soft like water on the inside.

big hands.

happy all the time.

and I own a parrot.

[Misunderestimator]

75. Oh hey there again... I asked you a question yesterday, maybe you missed

it...

You joined just a few days ago, but you made a reference to me being gay (in a rather odd way) on a thread that is now locked. I'm curious how you came to know that about me. Do you post under another username?

[RevolutionaryActs]

25. Did you know that...

I'm 480 some posts away from 19,000 posts, which then means then I'll only be 1,000 posts away from 20,000 posts and I only joined in November of last year.

:o :scared:

[progmom]

27. i passed you

:cry:

[RevolutionaryActs]

28. Yeah, but you joined before I did

........ and I've been very busy lately, no time for threadjacking. Sad thing that.

[progmom]

29. 6 days before you

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

30. 6 days, is 6 days!

And you what one advantage you have over me?


















You can post at work. x(

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

34. My god you post a lot!

I just reached 1000 and I've been here since AUG '04!

[RevolutionaryActs]

37. I guess I'm just better then you

Or maybe I have no life. :cry:

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

39. Awwwww, there there.

Maybe you just type faster than me. :+

[RevolutionaryActs]

40. Yeah.... that's it!

:think:

[donheld]

33. I'm not gonna bite you Progmom

:hi:

[progmom]

36. hey!!

how is work going?

[donheld]

38. Oh we're having more drama

but thankfully i'm just a witness. We had a co-worker go off on our lead. He called her both the b-word and the c-word. He may be gone by tomorrow.

[Misunderestimator]

41. Can I vote for smilie AND bite me?

:P

[progmom]

42. sure

and then you can admit that you were w-r-o-n-g!!! :P

[Misunderestimator]

44. It's not about being wrong, it's about choosing the road less traveled.

:P

[progmom]

50. blah blah blah blah blah

:eyes:

[Misunderestimator]

55. Such witty repartee!

:eyes:

[progmom]

56. bite me

:eyes:

[Misunderestimator]

60. Exactly.

:eyes:

[progmom]

61. not everyone can be as clever as you

:eyes:

[Misunderestimator]

62. I know... it must be difficult living in my shadow.

:eyes:

[progmom]

64. shadow....

...or stench. take your pick. :eyes:

[Misunderestimator]

65. ...

:spray:

[progmom]

66. when all else fails...

fall back on the s-m-i-l-e-y. :eyes:

[Misunderestimator]

67. ...

[bridgit]

68. agreed...

it is all about being concise & highly communicative from within small elegant circles :rofl:

[progmom]

69. ...

[Misunderestimator]

71. ...

[progmom]

73. ...

[bridgit]

43. how bout: 'bite my smilie'

[swag]

46. Yeah, how bout that?

[bridgit]

47. ~

:donut:

[swag]

45. Smiley (s). Smilies (pl).

[arwalden]

48. When My Eyes See "Smilie"... My Mind Reads "Similie"

So I prefer to use "smiley."

[progmom]

51. same here

:hi:

[swag]

49. Smilee, as a tribute to Ashlee Simpson.

[ghostsofgiants]

52. Emoticon, dammit!

[DS1]

53. Smilie. The correct way of spelling in the sense of describing humans

is smiley, but smilies aren't people, and smilies works better in plural.

[Lavender Brown]

54. Did you ever notice how the woohoo smiley

actually says "woowoo?" when it runs back and forth?

:woohoo:

[progmom]

57. looks like he's saying woohoo...

either way, i love him.

[Richardo]

58. It's both!!

He says 'woohoo' when stationary and 'woowoo' while moving. :wow:

Observe: :woohoo:

Truly a multitalented smiley.

[Lavender Brown]

59. Oh good, I thought I was going crazy

woowoo!

[Misunderestimator]

76. He says Woohoo AND Woowoo... I never noticed.

The things you learn here... :crazy:

[Shell Beau]

63. I actually use both spellings since I wasn't sure myself.

[Dora]

70. Grammar Policeperson says

Smiley is singular.
Smilies is plural.

Smilie is simile that's been misspelled, like a finger that's been accidentally cut off and sewn back on backwards.

[miss_kitty]

77. grammar facist sez

if it's an 'ey' ending, you only add an 's' to pluralise.
Monkey-Monkeys
Money-monies-ooops
bite me progmom, I guess. :P

[Wetzelbill]

72. uh I say potato you say...