Wetzelbill
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Wed Jul-27-05 11:57 PM
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Would Janeane Garofalo be too much for me to handle? |
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I always had a thing for her since about 10 years ago anyway. Way before I was as passionate about politics and before I knew she and I share basically the same views. I loved her since "The Truth About Cats And Dogs." I love short women, ones that are intelligent, passionate, have a wicked sense of humor like she does and love politics and so forth. On paper, she might be my perfect woman - her or bicentennial_baby but that is another subject for another time. :)
The thing is, she whips some serious ass. I heard her tear people up on the radio or just when she does her stand up. She'll eat a heckler for lunch. Plus, lets be honest. I'm a laid back, sort of guy, I'm funny and all, but I'm not a major strong personality like she is. I'm ten years younger than her, but she's a total ball of fire. \
Chances are, I may not be able to handle her, even if I were to win her over. She'd probably tie me in a knot. Granted, I would like it though......
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Thu Jul-28-05 12:00 AM
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1. I always wanted her as well..... |
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You know, girls who wear glasses, there is something really sexy about smart women who wear glasses and say what's on their minds....
Damn, she is a very sexy woman....
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Thu Jul-28-05 12:09 AM
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9. a strong, intelligent woman who speaks her mind..... |
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wow.... Something about 'em is right....
And the glasses thing is a turn on alright.
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Thu Jul-28-05 12:01 AM
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2. only you really know the answer |
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Thu Jul-28-05 12:07 AM
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8. which is I could maybe stick with her for |
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about an afternoon. Give or take an hour or so. :)
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Thu Jul-28-05 12:14 AM
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Thu Jul-28-05 12:01 AM
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3. you're pretty much a wuss, Wetz |
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Thu Jul-28-05 12:06 AM
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I am a chicken, not a wuss. :)
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Thu Jul-28-05 01:16 AM
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Thu Jul-28-05 12:02 AM
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4. you're way over your head |
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she's chew you up and spit you out, then she'd flush you like a piece of shit.
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Thu Jul-28-05 12:06 AM
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Thu Jul-28-05 12:06 AM
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Don't even THINK about it.
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Thu Jul-28-05 12:11 AM
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But I can't help but think about it. :evilgrin:
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Thu Jul-28-05 12:11 AM
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11. I know you're not going to believe this |
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But my wife looks alot like her, at least when she was a brunette. Glasses, too. Yowza.
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Thu Jul-28-05 01:33 AM
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27. your wife looks like her |
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Maybe I will let her divorce you in that case. :)
Honestly, the way you talk about your wife makes me want to get married. You make it sound great. :)
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Thu Jul-28-05 01:54 AM
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I was a confirmed Loner when we met, and she changed my life for the better. She really is my soulmate; my other half.
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Thu Jul-28-05 02:14 AM
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That's cool. I'm happy for you, man. You're a good guy and all, sure you're kind of a jerk, but not too bad. I can tolerate you. :)
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Thu Jul-28-05 02:15 AM
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You're the little brother I never had, and if you were here I'd show you by giving you a noogie!
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Thu Jul-28-05 02:23 AM
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31. aww come on enigmatic leave me alone |
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Thu Jul-28-05 12:12 AM
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12. I had a major problem with The Truth About Cats and Dogs. |
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How the hell was Janeane Garofalo supposed to be unattractive? That movie would have worked better if she'd switched roles with Uma.
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Thu Jul-28-05 12:18 AM
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17. I like how in movies they always have the "ugly" girl |
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who isn't ugly, then she changes clothes and fixes her hair and all of a sudden she's hot. Damn, she was hot before, WTF were the producers trying to pull?
It never makes sense.
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Thu Jul-28-05 01:01 AM
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23. Then they wonder why these "comedies" fail, |
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and use them for an excuse to make yet another tits with action/drama movie.
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Thu Jul-28-05 09:46 AM
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38. which doesn't even have a plot or a script |
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Thu Jul-28-05 12:13 AM
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Thu Jul-28-05 12:16 AM
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16. thanks for the vote of confidence |
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Thu Jul-28-05 12:14 AM
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15. She's too much for you to handle |
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or at least too much for me to handle.
I've had a major crush on that girl since forever.
Khash.
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Thu Jul-28-05 12:19 AM
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18. Pretty sure she's too much for me |
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But, I would die trying. :)
Wait, you go that way too? Best of both worlds. :)
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Thu Jul-28-05 12:22 AM
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19. If you have to ask... |
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Thu Jul-28-05 12:24 AM
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20. you got right to the point |
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without even saying it. That takes skill. :)
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Thu Jul-28-05 12:28 AM
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21. "I love short women." Wetzelbill, I think I love you. |
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Thu Jul-28-05 12:30 AM
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22. I am pretty lovable in all honesty |
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Thu Jul-28-05 01:18 AM
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25. My wife wants to divorce me and marry you |
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Damn you Wetzell, damn you!
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Thu Jul-28-05 01:30 AM
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26. geez well that's a first.... |
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well, a second I guess if you count that one time....
But she wasn't really married. Common Law.... nevermind, my whoring days stories are better left unsaid. :)
Oh, I'm sure your wife is a very beautiful woman who is very happy with you. I don't have the whisky Nick Nolte voice going on, either.
:)
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Thu Jul-28-05 07:01 AM
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32. I can't believe I never noticed you have an RFK avatar. |
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But now that I have--that seals it; we are madly in love. As much as a dead-inside, soulless wanderer like me can be madly in love with anything.
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Thu Jul-28-05 07:19 AM
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34. my Uncle was a senate page and used to carry RFK's |
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briefcase for him every morning. He was actually Mike Mansfield's page but Mansfield loaned him out to RFK every morning.
I always do that hand thing he's doing over his face. All the time too.
You may have to fight Bicentennial_Baby for me. I say you can share though. :)
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Thu Jul-28-05 07:08 AM
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:blush:
:loveya:
:hi: (that's a bye, not hi :P)
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Thu Jul-28-05 07:22 AM
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I wasn't going to cheat. Honest. :)
But I see you noticed I mentioned you. I'm always good for a few brownie points here and there. :)
Have fun in Paris, btw. Actually, you'll probably only get this when you're over there. Bon jour! (that's all I know)
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Thu Jul-28-05 07:23 AM
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38 minutes till i drive away for jfk...see you soon! :bounce:
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