Step right up, and I'll slander your good name.

[Donkeyboy75]

But, I'll be taking some pauses to recover. Libel is hard work.

[Champ]

1. Ok

Shoot

[Donkeyboy75]

2. You own an Eagles' Greatest Hits CD

[greatauntoftriplets]

3. Make up your mind!!!

Is it slander or libel? There is a difference between the two, you know....

[Donkeyboy75]

4. You are overly obsessed with the nuances of vocabulary.

Also, you failed to tip your Sherpa after your last Everest expedition. :spank:

[greatauntoftriplets]

5. Not only is that libel (written vs. spoken).....

I have never been anywhere near Everest. So patently untrue.

[Donkeyboy75]

7. Aha! Explain this then:

You deserve more libel! You lie, and your ancestors are from County Kerry! :scared:

[greatauntoftriplets]

10. Bobby Sands on Mt. Everest????

But he died 25 years ago!!!!

(Note: Not my photo.)

[Donkeyboy75]

12. Yeah, I know.

I had nothing to work with, though. :cry:

[greatauntoftriplets]

13. I am that perfect??????

:rofl:

[Donkeyboy75]

14. Did you not see the County Kerry remark?

[greatauntoftriplets]

22. Yes.....

but my relatives were from Mayo.

[asthmaticeog]

6. OK, I'm game for a slandering.

[Donkeyboy75]

8. You buy dresses from high end retailers.

And return them after wearing them to a cocktail party.

[asthmaticeog]

17. But it's not slander when it's true!

[Donkeyboy75]

18. We know it's not true.

Nobody invites you to cocktail parties. This is because you always steal the guests' jackets.

[Zuni]

9. I haven't been slandered in a good long time

my number is up

[Donkeyboy75]

11. Your maximum bench press

is fifty-two pounds

[Wetzelbill]

15. I have a good name?

[Donkeyboy75]

19. No. You are exempt.

Despite the fact that you substitute houseflies for raisins in your oatmeal cookies.

[Cdr. Cuckoo Bananas]

16. But everybody loves me!

[progmom]

20. bah.

[Donkeyboy75]

21. You are often frustrated that people read your username and assume

that you are a progressive mother. In reality, progmom is an acronym for

Positronic Robotic Organism Generated for Mathematics and Online Murder

[Richardo]

23. Hit me.

[Donkeyboy75]

25. You are clearly a masochist.

Pictures of you exist. I will not reveal the content...except they involve leather, Ann Coulter and molasses.

[LaurenG]

24. Go ahead, hit me with your best shot, I'm buckled up. nt

[Donkeyboy75]

26. You actually hail from Michigan.