Ha! I've been a Republican troll all along!

[Cdr. Cuckoo Bananas]

And all this time I've been smoking harmless tobacco!


On edit: Okay, you know this is humor, correct?

Oh, boy.

[bspence]

1. Good for you n/t

[BikeWriter]

2. So, do you want a medal?

[KitchenWitch]

3. and drinking the koolaid

:(

[Gildor Inglorion]

4. We forgive you...

we're very forgiving people...

[WCGreen]

34. Okay Judas, watch were that hand goes...

Okay, now I mean it...

A kiss is one thing....

But to raise the .....

Judas!!!!!!!

[Shell Beau]

5. Such a long time. I've never even heard of you!

[XNASA]

6. I could tell all along by your name.

This comes as no surprise.

[Cdr. Cuckoo Bananas]

10. Well, I do run the country...

[Shell Beau]

12. If you had been here longer and had more posts, people

may actually think this "joke" was funny!

[iconoclastic cat]

17. You're no fun anymore.

[Shell Beau]

18. Why? What did I do?

[XNASA]

16. You're Dick Cheney?

[Shell Beau]

13. ha ha!

[DS1]

7. I don't know which point I'd be least likely to admit

A) I'm a Republican
B) I'm trolling
C) I think trolling since May 16 is a significant accomplishment

:shrug:

[bushisanidiot]

8. All this time, you've been fooling us?

wait.. who are you again?

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

9. Alright there Wavy Gravy

:hippie::All right! We're finally going to stop those corporate pigs from dumping that nuclear waste!
:hippie::Oh, no! Our boat is sinking!
: It was I, you fools! The man you trusted wasn't Wavy Gravy at all! And all this time, I've been smoking harmless tobacco.

[anarch]

38. a story about Wavy Gravy

and noted Tibetan Buddhist philosopher Chogyam Trungpa, who evidently used to time his lectures by drinking scotch, and stopping when the bottle got empty. So W.G. apparently attended one of Trungpa's speaking engagements, and was being all disruptive, and, you know, clowning around...and somebody asks Trungpa about W.G., in what context I can't remember, "well, what do you think of that man?", to which Trungpa replies: "that man is self-explanatory."

Hmmm. I don't even know why I'm reading this thread...

[johnnie]

11. Never noticed you

Sorry :shrug:

[Lexingtonian]

14. I know...

Myself, I'm having some trouble being a hardcore lesbian stuck in a man's body.

[Misunderestimator]

15. Ok, so you got me curious, and I think I know who you are...

after looking at your posts... or whose sockpuppet you are anyway.

:hi: (I think)

[johnnie]

19. Now that you mention it

That sounds familiar.

[Misunderestimator]

21. I've narrowed it down to two people...

both of whom I like... and leaning strongly to one...

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

26. wait , can you explain this to me...

so members of DU (who aren't trolls) actually take the time to set up fake accounts to do...what??? i....dont...get....it :shrug:

[Misunderestimator]

27. I have no idea... I've never really understood it.

:shrug:

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

31. alrighty then

:freak:

[Jara sang]

36. There are a few of them...

One off hand that I can think of "Name Removed" they always show up during a flamefest and post the same thing. "Name Removed by Moderator" You think that the Mods deleted someone's post then you see that "Name Removed" has about 300 posts. Another one is that Nun chick who I can't recall her name. Usually if you mention them in a post they show up too... Like the tooth fairy or some shit. Let's see. :popcorn:

[Misunderestimator]

37. Ah yes.... sister_rosa_refried

Let's see if it works...

:popcorn:

[Shell Beau]

22. I am confused I guess b/c I haven't a clue!

[johnnie]

24. If I remember correctly

Someone from here created this name. It might have been from their computer at work if I remember right.

[Shell Beau]

28. I kind of remember that.

[uppityperson]

23. who?

or would that be whom?

[ProfessorGAC]

It Would Be Whom?

As in "Of whom are you thinking?" Right?
The Professor

[Misunderestimator]

29. Hmmm... or "who are you discussing?"

:D

[ProfessorGAC]

30. Ah Ha! So, Both Could Be Right!

I guess that makes me a uniter not a divider!
The Professor

[uppityperson]

32. "of" makes the difference

is "of" a particple or what is of called? And who is ccb anyways?

[Misunderestimator]

33. preposition

[Redstone]

20. Uh, I wouldn't want to make that kind of joke if I was

relatively new here. People get kind of on edge when it comes to trolls, if you know what I mean.

Not that you need to walk on eggshells around here, necessarily, but...

Redstone

[ScreamingMeemie]

25. Ha! I have been confused since this thread started.

:hi:

[Jara sang]

35. I was thinking about you just yesterday

I remember when you first started posting... memories...

[baby_mouse]

39. No fair! I was so close to exposing you!

You've gone and spoiled the ending, FOUL!