What Helen Thomas will do if Cheney runs for President!

[clydefrand]

The following comes from the drudge report. I know, I know, I shouldn't be looking, but sometimes I go there just to see what is up. Thought you loungers would like this if you haven't seen it. Fran

REPORTER VOWS TO 'KILL SELF' IF CHENEY RUNS FOR PRESIDENT
Thu Jul 28 2005 15:32:13 ET

Veteran wire reporter Helen Thomas is vowing to 'kill herself' if Dick Cheney announces he is running for president.

The newspaper HILL first reported the startling claim on Thursday.

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"The day Dick Cheney is going to run for president, I'll kill myself," she told the HILL. "All we need is one more liar."

Thomas added, "I think he'd like to run, but it would be a sad day for the country if he does."

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[napi21]

1. Oh, that was a figure of speech, if she even said it!

I don't really think we have to worry about Cheny running. #1. His poll nimbers are worse than Shrub's. #2. I really don't the old ticker would last through the difficulty of a Presidential campaign!

[greekspeak]

2. I am reactionless. This is the stupidest of stories.

I can see the follow ups

"Senator Kennedy Admits to Beastility in family" (I'll be a monkey's uncle)