It is with great and excessive amounts of schadenfreude that I write this

[Rabrrrrrr]

From the Rabrrrrrr edited version of the Heidelberg Cathechism:

Question 1. What is thy only comfort in life and death?

Answer: That I with body and soul, both in life and death, am not my own, but belong unto my faithful Saviour Jesus Christ; who, with his precious blood, has fully satisfied for all my sins, and delivered me from all the power of the devil; and so preserves me that without the will of my heavenly Father, not a hair can fall from my head; yea, that all things must be subservient to my salvation, and therefore, by his Holy Spirit, He also assures me of eternal life, and makes me sincerely willing and ready, henceforth, to live unto him, and that, in the coming purging and purifying fire of the end times, the freeps and the CUs and the rightwing fundamentalist fucks who have abused and misused His Holy Word shall all be thrown into the eternal furnace of hellfire whilst our Savior Himself doth laugh heartily and with much righteous glee at their misery and their hypocrisy and the utter failure to regard another human being with the common decency and respect which our Savior hath taught us by which to live, and that the homosexuals and the liberals and the feminists and the democrats and the Clintons shall be standing by sipping Holy Iced Tea and joining the angels in the chorus of Divine Laughter at the fate of the despised, watching their skin boil and burn and sizzle and flake off with utter pain, only to be painfully regenerated to burn off again, for all of eternity with no chance of parole as they contemplate their sins and their evils.

[Droopy]

1. You write really well, Rabrrrrrr

Have you ever tried to make any money at it?

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. Thanks for the compliment!

In some ways, I do make money from writing. Though I'd love to try my hand at a novel some time.

[Tom Kitten]

3. it needs to be softened for the mainstream

If you wish to evangelicize your catechism for more people!

But of course! I am being jaded...This is good writing, but at the same time it's inflammatory, like a molotov cocktail. It's packed and loaded but it's up to you whether to light it and toss it somewhere...

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. There is little I love more than tossing metaphorical molotov cocktails

to the freeper scum filth.