Goddamn motorcyclists.

[Rabrrrrrr]

Fuck every *@(^&$%# one of you *(@&%&$# cretin assholes who don't know how to drive properly.

And those of you who do - thanks! **YOU** I like.

[Misunderestimator]

1. What's a motocycle?

:shrug:

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. Damn!

Now it's fixed.

:silly:

[Misunderestimator]

5. :)

:bounce:

[ladjf]

2. They stand to lose much more than you if they are operating

in a dangerous manner. I haven't seen much of the type of riding you are describing.

[Salviati]

6. I too have seen plenty of it...

and given exactly how much they have to lose, it is utterly insane. I couldn't tell you how much (percentagewise) of the behavior I've seen, because good motorcyclists just don't stick in the memory too much, but these nutjobs stick out like something that sticks out a lot... :silly:

[ladjf]

14. If they cause a collision with you, they will die and your insurance

may have a $2,000 repair bill.

[Rabrrrrrr]

16. While the dying part is some consolation, and a great form of Darwinistic

gene pool protection, the fact of the repair is a pain in the ass that I would rather not deal with.

[Salviati]

22. Exactly, which is why I cannot fathom their behavior

I mean, as a responsible driver, it's my job to be aware of my surroundings, and to "Start seeing motercycles", but as motercycle drivers, it's their responsibility to not weave through traffic as if the cars were so many orange safety cones. I can't understand the few fools who ride as if they're in some bruckheimer movie...

[Rabrrrrrr]

25. And then they flip YOU off when you almost hit them because they were

riding on the right side shoulder/gutter at 100 mph, after they'd just cut off the car behind you as they swerved from the far left lane's dashed lines, through town and you had the AUDACITY to take a right turn at the stop sign that they also didn't think they needed to stop for and you never saw them because, until 0.01 seconds before, they were 1.5 lanes to your left and 75 yards behind.

[Zuni]

4. what I really hate are the crotch rockets with no muffler

those things are ear splitting loud

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. Yep. And yet jake brakes are forbidden.

What the fucking fuck?! :wtf:

[Maddy McCall]

8. Cafe Racers on the interstate popping wheelies and walking the bike...

down the lane beside you, at 100 MPH. That's what pisses me the hell off.

Organ donors.

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. "Cafe racers"? I haven't heard that term.

But I'm with you on the rest - I've seen the interstate wheelie fucks.

And I ESPECIALLY hate the "traffic is jammed so I'm going to ride between all the cars on the painted dasshed lines like an ignorant fuck" "or let me fly down the shoulder like an ignorant fuck".

I wish there were a way to make them immediate organ donors.

[DS1]

9. I hate the motherfuckers that just like to make noise

noisy enough for you to miss a large chunk of dialogue on tv just because they want to race up your road. I often wish I had one of those arresting nets like on an aircraft carrier across my road, but just a slim piano wire

[Maddy McCall]

10. Throw some caltrops out there.

:evilgrin:

[DS1]

11. Too indiscrimate

I only want to off anyone riding something louder than a 747

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. And that's what generated this post - the goddamn noisy useless fucks

I wish there were a way to make the world a perfect Rabrrrrrr world, but on the other hand I'm glad there isn't, because there'd be a month or two of truly astounding and incredible bloodbathing.

Things would be really nice afterward, though.

[Southsideirish]

19. What is with them and that horrible noise? Everyone hates them -is that

why they do it - just to be anti-social?

[khashka]

15. There's one outside right now

Revvin' it up and revvin' it up and revvin' it up.

I used to ride and most of the guys I've dated have been bikers. But really, there is a limit. Keep on revvin' it dude, and we start to wonder about your incredibly tiny penis size and impotence. Freud was right about some things.

Khash.

[Shoeempress]

17. Ever notice it is the young ones driving insanely? Thats cuz they

usually end up dead or maimed and can't ride anymore. It's us old timers who still ride that do so politely, because we know we are mortal.

[Rabrrrrrr]

18. Yes, it DOES work as a nice filter...

the asshole drivers end up dead, leaving only intelligent decent folk riding motorcycles after age 30.

:P

[Cooley Hurd]

20. Don't fret... just remember that, in a battle between them and your car...

...you'll always win. :D

[Rabrrrrrr]

21. While that IS satisfying, it's still gonna damage my car

and that's a pain in the ass.

Much as I would love to open a door when they're flying up between lanes just so they can hit my door and wipe out and spread their brain all over the interstate and stop bothering the rest of humanity with their worthless presence, I don't do it because it also means that I gotta drag my car into the shop and get shit fixed.

There should be a government program that says that if your actions rid the world of an ignorant piece of shit waste of flesh shitknocking asshole, that you will be reimbursed for whatever it cost you to do so (whether it be motorcyclists or traffic weavers or buyers of Kinkade art or whatever).

[DS1]

23. For Kinkade buyers. Give them an artistic necklace

Douse said Kinkade in gasoline, smash over buyer's head, ignite.

[Rabrrrrrr]

24. And then smash their head with two I-Beams like the ewoks smashed

that one walker with the two logs.

[Lilyhoney]

26. Here in california it seems to be legal for a motorcycle to pass

between cars. It makes me nuts. I drive a small car and I could be hurt by some of theese careless people.

Just because my car might fit between the two cars infront of me does'nt mean I should squeeze between them to pass them. Although I would like to some times.

[mockmonkey]

27. Can I pile on?

Why do Harley riders have to REV the engine for ten minutes before they leave? I don't care if the sound is legendary it's frickin' annoying. Get on your bike and go already.