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Sat Jul-30-05 05:06 PM
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Especially not in this heat; they'll just go stand under the air conditioning vent. In fact, the only two groups of people who work in America anymore are white people, and Mexicans.
Hell, they ("they" in this case being the government, I gather, but I'm unclear on exactly what gov. program this is. Sorry Rahim) give Saudi Arabians 500k just for coming over here and starting a business. They (Saudis) can just lean a ladder against a tree, call themselves a tree-trimming service, and never cut a single limb; hell, they (government spoiled Arabs) benefit by showing a business loss.
Just thought you'd like to know, in case you've been wondering why those black people are standing around under the AC vent collecting government perks, while you work your lilly white ass off.
This social commentary was brought to you by HomeDepot employee and my neighbor, Jim Whitson, and the letter B. Yes, I live in Texas.
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Sat Jul-30-05 05:10 PM
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1. Gee, I though standing under the AC vent was a sign of |
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management potential.
The good news is our lily-white asses will be a minority soon in Texas.
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Sat Jul-30-05 05:10 PM
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2. Tell Jim Whit(ey's)son to take the wayback machine back to |
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Nazi Germany and maybe he can die for his racist beliefs. We sure don't need that shit here in 21st century America.
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Sat Jul-30-05 05:12 PM
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3. Mexicans and Whites two great races that taste great together |
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Edited on Sat Jul-30-05 05:12 PM by Moochy
What??? I think this non-patriot should check out the militia movement..soon he will realize the huge threat to our sub-minimum-wage job market!! :sarcasm: (on edit for sarcasm, you can never be too explicit here with these )
Amazing how people can utter such crap with a straight face.
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Sat Jul-30-05 05:17 PM
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My last two girlfriends have both been half black; the current one being one of the hardest working people I've ever met. The last one did love sitting on her extremely sweet ass in the A/C alot, I must confess, but then again she is a Parisian, so she probably didn't stand a chance from birth.
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Sat Jul-30-05 05:12 PM
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4. ps... You guys be sure to recommend this for the front page, lol |
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Sat Jul-30-05 05:13 PM
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5. Gosh, I'm surprised that black people even get a job so that they CAN |
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sit under the AC vents. I thought black people don't work PERIOD, and just sit on their porches eating lobster (food stamps) and drinking beer (food stamp fraud) and smoking dope (welfare) and smiling about their $500,000 houses (totally free from HUD) and cadillacs (welfare).
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Sat Jul-30-05 05:19 PM
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8. er, dude. It's the Saudi's that get the free 500K houses |
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But the rest of your post was spot on! Did Jim mentor you as well?
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Sat Jul-30-05 05:20 PM
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9. Rabrrr, the Caddy is a work-related expense. |
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You can't go 'round the hood smackin' yo' bitches into line drivin' a dayum Yugo, you honky foo'.
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Sat Jul-30-05 05:24 PM
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12. Naw man, it's watermelon and Thunderbird. |
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But you oughta see 'em tapdance. Man, those people got rhythm.
Sorry. Have to end. Running out of cliches.
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Sat Jul-30-05 05:35 PM
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19. tapdance too? shhiiit! |
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hmmm, now that I think of it, Gene Kelly did have some ba donka donk goin' on.
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Sat Jul-30-05 05:37 PM
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20. Kelly was half black. |
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Sat Jul-30-05 05:40 PM
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22. Black Dutch myself. I'm hung like a |
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civil rights activist ;-)
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Sat Jul-30-05 06:04 PM
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24. Made me laugh. Thanks. |
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Sat Jul-30-05 05:15 PM
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6. Oh my god....I thought this was your thought! |
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I was so about to hit alert.
I am so glad that I do not live in Texas anymore.
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Sat Jul-30-05 05:20 PM
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10. no no! not me. It's whitey I hate. I've been a self loather almost |
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as long as I've been a self-abuser.
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Sat Jul-30-05 05:25 PM
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14. I thought the same thing! |
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I'm glad the OP put the disclaimer at the end.
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Sat Jul-30-05 05:21 PM
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11. If we were energy efficient we wouldn't have to give perks to the Saudis. |
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You know, the land of Osama and oil (black gold, texas tea)? :evilgrin:
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Sat Jul-30-05 05:29 PM
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16. Interesting that you bring this up... |
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Because here in TX and OK, the Andarko oil field is proved to have more oil than in all of Saudi Arabia, but we won't drill it; the government prefers to give 500 Billion to them ("them" being, I think, Saudi Arabia, but I'm not completely clear. Iraq? ...help me out here Jim) to rebuild, which Brittian said they'd give an additional 400 billion to if we'd match it, but we couldn't do it.
*nods* It's true.
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Sat Jul-30-05 05:25 PM
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that blacks are smarter than whites?
I live in Texas too. And the only people who do any work around here are the Mexicans, which means we should hate 'em, right?
Khash.
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Sat Jul-30-05 05:27 PM
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15. Well not all Texans are like this thankfully |
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And ignorance (no, utter stupidity) is all over these United States currently, especially in Washington, D.C. Sorry you have to live by that. My neighbors are much nicer even though they are repukelican.
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Sat Jul-30-05 05:30 PM
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17. tell your neighbor: he benefits most from his stupidity |
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i can't tell you how many times i've had to pick up the slack because some lazy jerk who thinks s/he should get paid just for showing up.
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Sat Jul-30-05 05:33 PM
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Edited on Sat Jul-30-05 05:34 PM by trof
If there were no Mexicans in Alabama, most of the yards in my neighborhood would have grass about 2 feet high.
This is a fairly recent phenomenon. Last 3 or 4 years.
Unforseen additional benefit: 1. The selection of Mexican cuisine ingredients at our local Winn Dixie is waaayyy better than it used to be.
2. We got Mexican bodegas and taqoritarias (or however you spell it) right here in Foley, Alabama. Yum.
Gimme some more of that cross-culture stuff.
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Sat Jul-30-05 05:38 PM
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21. Yes, and not a moment too soon |
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We may be sociopolitical dumbfucks, but it's painful to drive out of Texas into the other cultural dumfuck-istans, and not even be able to get good Mexican food.
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Sat Jul-30-05 06:02 PM
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23. Even plain ol' tortillas. |
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The ones at Winn Dixie are OK. The ones that somebody's mamacita is making by hand in the back at the Mex gro are like a whole different food. Nuthin' beats homade.
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Sat Jul-30-05 06:08 PM
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25. That's fascinating. Should I tell my boss I'm not coming in Monday? |
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Seeing as all the other black people don't have to work?
I mean, that might mean I don't have any money for food, but I guess I'm supposed to be on food stamps like all the other black people.
Or--maybe I should go out and do some back breaking labor to prove to this asshole that he's an asshole.
Naah. I'll just sit under my AC vent.
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Sat Jul-30-05 06:15 PM
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26. Aren't you a single mom too? |
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You know it sounds like you're fucked all the way around here. I'm a white single mom and I'm supposed to be sitting at home, eating bonbons that I bought w/ food stamps, bringing in different men to "sleep" w/ every night while my kid runs around barefoot in filthy clothes. Of course, none of that happens. You got the stereotypes all the way around. That sucks.
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Sat Jul-30-05 06:22 PM
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27. For sure! Plus, I'm a Democrat. |
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The only thing that confuses people is that the guy who ditched me was a white guy with a college degree and a bright future.
:shrug:
Oh, btw, saw that "name of the swine" blah blah blah thread, and I swear you ARE me, because I have that name in my past too. :grr: But it wasn't The Ditcher, LOL.
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Sat Jul-30-05 07:32 PM
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29. I have alot of that name in my past. |
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I seemed drawn to that name for a number of years. We must be sisters! And Khaska says that I must be his twin so we must be having a family reunion on this board tonight! We can be called trash together! *warm fuzzies*
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Sat Jul-30-05 06:24 PM
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28. I could ask Jim for some constructive criticism |
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for your segment of the population too, if you'd like.
Stay tuned, lol.
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Sat Jul-30-05 07:35 PM
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30. I'm sure he'll have something interesting to say. |
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I am college-educated yet cannot find a job in this economy. I used to have a decent job but budget cutbacks have pretty much ended it. I work two jobs and get no support from a deadbeat dad (who is a college-educated WHITE male that votes Republican). He has similar views. I swear Jim is his father or something.
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Sat Jul-30-05 08:10 PM
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31. Achtung, will you pass along a message to Jim? |
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His buddies down in Vidor wonder when he's coming back home?
Vidor - home of hate and HQ of the KKK
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