Time for the gratuitous "Caddyshack" quotes thread!

[kmla]

"Nice hat. If you buy it, do you get a free bowl of soup?"

"Oh, but it looks good on you, though."

[MrBenchley]

1. I've sent boys younger than you to the gas chamber

I didn't want to do it, but I felt I owed it to them.

[LynneSin]

6. Sounds like a George W. Bush quote too

:shrug:

[vi5]

2. The whole Bill Murray Dali Lama speech....

Also:

Bill Murray (to Chevy Chase): You got a pool up there?
Chevy Chase: We've got a pool and a pond....pond would probably be better for you.


"Don't count that...I was interfered with"

"You'll get nothing and like it!!!!"

[Kamika]

33. *gone*

.

[meegbear]

3. "But my asthma ..."

"I'll give yah asthma!"

"Oh! I bet you were something before electricity."

[MrBenchley]

4. Don't sell yourself short, judge

You're a tremendous slouch.....

[BigMcLargehuge]

5. fifty bucks says the smails kid picks his nose...

:)

[MrBenchley]

11. How much does Dumbya remind you of the Smails kid?

Lots.

[Tripper11]

24. Another fifty says he eats. N/T

:evilgrin:

[kmla]

7. "Tanks for nuttin', Tommy! Dat's all I need!"

[johnlal]

22. I'm Late for not bein' pregnant!

[GOPisEvil]

8. Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.

[GOPisEvil]

9. And tell the cook this is low grade dog food.

I've had better food at the ballgame, you know? This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it.

[booksenkatz]

10. How about a Fresca?

That's a peach, hon!

[MrBenchley]

12. Baby, you must have been something before electricity!

How'd you like to make $13 the hard way?

[booksenkatz]

13. Hey honey...

how wouldja like to make fourteen bucks... the HARD way??

(I thought it was 14?? Ah well.)

LMAO (I've always loved that movie)

[MrBenchley]

20. Meanwhile, Rodney's been handing out $100s like there's no tomorrow

Hey, Sabu...can you make a bullshot? Funny kid, here get yourself a real haircut."

"Hey Ringo, buy the boys some music lessons."

[GOPisEvil]

14. I was born to love you. I was born to lick your face.

I was born to rub you. But you were born to rub me first.

[kmla]

16. "I feel like a hundred dollars"

- he also used that line in the movie "Fletch"....

[Nlighten1]

15. You'll get nothing...and like it!

[GOPisEvil]

17. You're rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body.

[GOPisEvil]

18. "My uncle says you've got a screw loose." "Your uncle molests collies."

[kmla]

19. Noonan! NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNoonan! Miss it!!!!!

[MrBenchley]

21. Where'd it go?

Right in the lumberyard.

[johnlal]

23. Doodie!!!

[BigMcLargehuge]

25. YOU SCRATCHED MY ANCHOR!!

favorite line in the whole film.

[Jack The Tab]

26. "We have a pool...and a pond...the pond would be good for you"

"Oh yeah, just anything to get out of the house.."

[jus_the_facts]

27. "NO GOPHERS... NOT GOLFERS"

:D


....ooops got it backwards..not thinkin' too fuckin' clearly this a.m. x(

[MrBenchley]

28. Rocco! Moose! Help the Judge find his checkbook!

[jus_the_facts]

29. "HEY....PICK UP THAT BLOOD!"

....after the fight behind the Caddyshack! :D

[CanuckAmok]

30. "Me join this crummy snobatorium? Why, this whole place sucks!"

n/t

[MrBenchley]

31. Ohhhhh, you monkey woman you...

I'd teach you the meaning of the word "respect"

[Character Assassin]

32. The entire dalia lama speech, as below:

"So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock.

So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking.

So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a ten-thousand foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier. And do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga...gunga -- gunga galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."

"Hey Wang, I hear this club is restricted, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish."

"Are you gonna eat your fat?"

etc...

[CanuckAmok]

34. what was up with that accent?! (wrong post!)

Worse than Keanu Reeves in "Francis Ford Coppola Presents Bram Stoker's Dracula"

on edit= this was supposed to go under "Tanks fer nuttin, Noonan, dat's aaaal I need"

[Kamika]

35. this one

"This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You're probably high already and you don't even know it."

[Nailzberg]

36. "License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations

Man, free to kill gophers at will."


And don't forget about "I'll slack you off, you fuzzy little foreigner."

[Jack The Tab]

37. "It's the Cinderella story...the boy from nowhere..."

"Former assistant greenskeeper, now about to win the Masters cup.....OH! He got all of that one...IT'S IN THE HOLE!"

[kmla]

38. "....could you loofah my stretch marks?"

[Jack The Tab]

39. "Hey Judge, my dinghy's bigger than your whole boat!"

or

"I just got head from Amelia Ehrhart!"

[kmla]

40. "...Turds!......"Double turds!!!!...."

by the judges grandson when he is trying to golf...

[MrBenchley]

41. How'd y'like to help me sort me holy cards?

[Jack The Tab]

42. "HEY WANG - what's with the pictures? It's a parking lot!"

nt

[NightTrain]

43. "I should've stayed home and played with myself."

n/t

[geniph]

44. "You take drugs, Danny?"

"Every day."

"Good, then what's your problem?"

[geniph]

45. The world needs ditch-diggers, too.

[geniph]

46. I christen thee, The Flying WASP

*crack* SMASH!

[VOX]

47. "This is a hybrid..."

"This is a cross of Bluegrass--Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bench, and Northern California Sinsemilla. The amazing stuff about this is that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus belt that night on this stuff."

:toast:

[jus_the_facts]

48. "be...BE...the ball Danny!"

.....bannnnna...shannnnnna....maaaannnnna....zannnnnna!! :D

[Spirochete]

49. Somebody step on a duck?

[tridim]

50. Wellll??? We're waiting....

Suh suh suh suh suh suh shu sucks!??

Bushwood?? A dump!?

and basically anything Judge Smails says in that movie. :)