Post your good advice for Baby Underpants

[LynneSin]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=3769850&mesg_id=3769850

Congrats to Underpants on his new addition to his family. Post your life's advice you'd want to share with the infant underpants!

ME?

Take time to appreciate life, it's too short to be miserable all the time!

[fortyfeetunder]

1. First an apology to Baby Josie

We are sorry you are saddled with $$$ in debt incurred by the "Commander in Chief". We hope it's gone before you are a working lady.

[demnan]

2. Dear Josie,

Never marry a boy who is a member of the Sons of the Confederacy. If you see the Confederate flag on a boy's car, RUN!

[LynneSin]

3. That's good advice since Baby Underpants lives in Virginia

:D

[demnan]

4. And my cousin is a member of the Sons of the Confederacy

in Richmond, so it's kind of a local joke too.

[RedCloud]

20. Well then, dump all "I love jet noise" candidates.

If they don't see that those planes are flying low to practice bombing houses of innocent civilians, then they will never learn...

[displacedtexan]

5. Best advice ever.

Learn to drive every possible vehicle (stick, auto, motorcycle, dump truck).

You never know when you might need to make a fast getaway.

[no name no slogan]

6. Don't trust whitey

and remember, this is sh*t


and this is Shinola

[qanda]

7. ....

Live each day with a sense of expectation that the world will be a better place because you are in it.

[GreenPartyVoter]

8. Change your surname from "Underpants" as soon as you are of age.

[kick-ass-bob]

9. Get out of Virginia AFAYC.

:yoiks:

[matcom]

10. Josie

please call me in 18 years.

Matcom :D

[LynneSin]

11. You just know Underpants will make sure that never happens

You think he wants you as his son-in-law?

[XemaSab]

14. You think matcom

wants to MARRY the girl?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

12. If daddy shakes you, throw up on him and he'll stop

[NewJeffCT]

13. don't be an accountant!

at least that is what I would tell her...

Congratulations, though.

[sniffa]

15. 3.5 hours to drinkin' time

[LynneSin]

17. I'm sure she'll be drinking sooner than that

She just has to start crying and she'll get some!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

16. Don't order hot chocloate with the happy meal at McDonald's

they will serve it too hot...burn you..then call you and your mommy and daddy gold diggers

[VelmaD]

18. Same advice I always give...

if you don't know someone well enough to discuss birth control and STD prevention with them...then you don't know them well enough to have sex with them.

[blondeatlast]

19. Be a kid as long as you can. My son was 6 months yesterday.

In two weeks he's on to 3rd grade.

Also; Rescue Heroes toys ROCK!