Ask me anything, and I will attempt to alienate you.

[Misunderestimator]

[progmom]

1. what are you listening to?

[Misunderestimator]

3. Why on earth do you think I would be listening to anything

while I'm working... :eyes: (And please, don't freak out or anything just 'cause I said that.)

[progmom]

28. oh.

:cry:

[Misunderestimator]

44. Good. It worked.

:eyes:

[Lerkfish]

2. why do you wish to alienate me?

that's my question.

:)

[Misunderestimator]

4. Because I hardly even know you.

I'm sorry, but I forgot your question already.

[motely36]

5. Hi there!

Should progmom be bitten?

[Misunderestimator]

9. Absolutely... but not by you.

:P

[Wetzelbill]

6. Why am I tempting fate by even replying to this?

[Misunderestimator]

10. Because you feel it's a great opportunity to continue your deception...

:)

[Wetzelbill]

12. exactly right, however I wasn't feeling a lot of alienation there

:P

[Misunderestimator]

14. I thought just me answering you would make you feel alienated...

[Wetzelbill]

19. damn you are skilled

:)

[sui generis]

18. you're lying

and you got caught!

Caught you! Did so!

Liarliarliar. You're a meanie!

(I paraphrase, but actually did happen to me on DU last week)

Okay, looking for pity. Alienate me.

[Misunderestimator]

32. You meanie! How dare you even pretend to post that to me...

:cry:






:hi: :loveya:

(It's hard to alienate you)

[Bunny]

7. Is it true that you collect navel lint?

:shrug:

:rofl:

[Misunderestimator]

11. Is it true that you like toe jam?

:puke:

:rofl:

[Bunny]

24. Only on whole wheat toast!

:P

[alarcojon]

8. What do you do for kicks?

Hola, M!

[Misunderestimator]

13. Why doyou think I would do anything for kicks? What are kicks anyway?

Did you have something important to ask? :)

Hola :hi:

[DS1]

15. Does this mean you don't like me anymore?

:shrug:

[Misunderestimator]

17. Were you under the impression that I like you?

:shrug:

[DS1]

27. Wouldn't the 'any more' part of that question be indicative of such?

[XNASA]

16. Which do you prefer, butterflies or bunny rabbits?

[Misunderestimator]

22. It think it's odd for you to ask me about butterflies and bunny rabbits...

especially since my pet bunny just ate my pet butterfly and is very, very sick right now... :cry:

[nickgutierrez]

20. Why should I?

I mean, you're just going to alienate me. :crazy:

[Misunderestimator]

26. Apparently you are a glutton for punishment...

and I find that tedious... :)

[JanMichael]

21. Is NSMA just too damned blissful to post anymore????

No offense, Missyunderestimator....but, we were all HAPPILY posting away our sorrows on DU...then you went and made NSMA all happy and crap.

Now we never see her!!!

What's up with that???

(Michael and I were never too blissful for DU!)

[Misunderestimator]

30. I know... she's hidden in my basement. I drove a long way to arrange

this whole thing you know. :hi: You shall never seen NSMA again! Bwaahaaaahaaaaa :evilgrin:

[JanMichael]

33. I KNEW IT!!

Is she locked up in those cool chains??

I bet she is enjoying it!

[Misunderestimator]

53. She enjoys it a liiiittle too much if you ask me...

[greatauntoftriplets]

34. So how do you explain this???

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x4236478

:shrug:

[Misunderestimator]

36. I have a wireless router... I let her post innocuous stuff sometimes...

from the laptop... :D

[gmoney]

23. deleted

(image removed)

deleted further

[Misunderestimator]

35. Why yes, that is quite offensive... and probably more alienating than

my joke of a thread was intended to be...

[gmoney]

38. Sorry...

You amateur alienators shouldn't mess with us pro-fessional alienators!

:hide:

[Misunderestimator]

42. Indeed... you win the prize for that... thanks for removing it.

*shaking head*

[gmoney]

45. How can I make it up to you?

:think: :shrug:

[RandomKoolzip]

25. What's the difference between an orange?

[Misunderestimator]

37. A pickle... you idiot.

:D

[Shell Beau]

29. Why would you want to alienate me? What did I do to you?

:P

[Misunderestimator]

39. It's the name... something too french about it.

:P

[Gemini Cat]

31. Who will win the World Series?

:hi:

[Misunderestimator]

40. I'd rather watch paint dry.

:hi:

[MissMillie]

41. Why would you want to alienate me?

I thought we had a reasonably cordial online rapport....

[Misunderestimator]

43. Oh sure, make it personal... so that I have no way out...

um... you... you... cordial person you. :) :hi:

[Susang]

46. Why's everybody always pickin' on me?

:shrug:

[Misunderestimator]

48. Probably because you don't have much of an opinion on anything.

:D :hi:

[Susang]

59. Aw, you didn't even try!

:P

:hi:

[Misunderestimator]

62. I know... Now I'm bored with this....

:boring: :D

[merh]

47. Why ask why?

:shrug:

[Misunderestimator]

49. Why is everyone asking me the same question?

:shrug:

[merh]

56. Why not?

:shrug:

[Misunderestimator]

60. Because i don't know the answer... I thought that was obvious...

:D

[merh]

64. Obviously if it were that obvious, we wouldn't have asked -

Don't ya think? :shrug:

:freak:

[Misunderestimator]

65. Yes...

:cry:

[merh]

70. Why are you crying - you are supposed to antagonize me!

Please don't cry
You'll make me cry :cry:

:hug:

[Misunderestimator]

71. Yay! It worked, I made you cry!

:bounce:


:hug:

[merh]

72. Now that was so loowwwwwwwwwwww!

[RedCloud]

50. Is it possible that an alien ate you?

[Misunderestimator]

51. Where'd you learn that joke, in 3rd grade?

:eyes:



:D

:bounce:

[RedCloud]

52. You mean where you learn how to write "the" in front of third?

Go on. Edit. I won't tell.

[Misunderestimator]

54. Oooh... you think you can play this game? Ha!

Try to use longer sentences next time.

[RedCloud]

57. Oh yeah,

Well who says there is even going to be a next time?

[johnnie]

55. Are you having fun?

Alienating I mean. :)

[Misunderestimator]

58. Only now that you've shown up.... jerk.

:)








:loveya:

[johnnie]

66. Thank you

[yvr girl]

61. What hair colour should I go with for fall?

[Misunderestimator]

Purple. No other color suits you.

:hi:

[sakabatou]

63. Alienate me from, what?

[Misunderestimator]

68. I don't know you... how can I alienate you. Shall I make fun of your name?

Sockittome sakabatou! :hi:

[sakabatou]

76. Uh-huh...

O_.

[Misunderestimator]

78. What's that mean? It's secret sakabatou code?

O_. O_. O_. O_. O_. O_. O_. O_.

[sakabatou]

79. No no

It's like a raised eyebrow

[Misunderestimator]

80. Aha! yes, we need that smilie in our repertoire.

:)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

67. What would you like me to cook for dinner tonight, my precious angel?

O8)

[Misunderestimator]

69. Oh please, just not the same crap you cooked last time...

:bounce:












You KNOW I love your cooking and you! :loveya:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

73. Rock, pop, rap, or soul? (nt)

[Misunderestimator]

74. Gregorian Chant

[LynneSin]

75. But we love you MisU

we really do

:loveya:

:grouphug: (you're the green one in there)

[Misunderestimator]

77. How dare you choose green for me? And stop... I can't breathe.

:P

[CaliforniaPeggy]

81. OK, I'm game....How come you never call?

Have at me; I'm READY!

:hide:

[Misunderestimator]

83. How come you went on a 3-week vacation without even ASKING me

if I wanted to housesit. :P











(Just kidding, though I love your house.) :hi:

[NNadir]

82. Can you update me on the likely future of the molydenum market?

[Misunderestimator]

84. Only geeks and freaks know anything about molydenums.

:eyes:

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

85. I'm a masochist. Bring it on...

nt

Edit: I'm a masochist. Why don't you bring it on?

[Misunderestimator]

86. Jeff Gannon? I thought you were more a sadist.

:shrug:

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

87. Oooh. That hurt.

Alienate me again! Use the special toy!

[Misunderestimator]

88. Which one... this? I heard you liked it...

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

89. Woo Hoo!

I mean...uh...What IS Woo Hoo?

I'll take sado-mashchistic freaks for $500 Alex.

[90-percent]

90. Zappa

Did he damage his kids by giving them all those wierd names?

-85%

molybdenum

[El Fuego]

91. Mind if I shamelessly steal your Boxing Smiley?

I think it will come in handy.

[Misunderestimator]

94. Take it... I have nothing left to give.

x(

[progmom]

95. you stole it from me anyway!

:P :bounce:

[Misunderestimator]

96. Fine... you too... take everything... take it all.

x( x( x(

[progmom]

97. aw sweetie

:hug:

[Misunderestimator]

99. ...

x(









thanks :hug:

[El Fuego]

136. You can have my Martini Smiley

Maybe you will feel better. ;)

[enigmatic]

92. you can't alienate me, I'm in pain here

Oy!

[Misunderestimator]

93. Yeah, and I'm not playing anymore...

x(

[bridgit]

98. bwa...ha...ha...

my mother beat you to it ~

[Misunderestimator]

100. Huh? Was that a question?

:shrug:

[bridgit]

101. no mommy, that was not a question i promise mommy...

don't hit me anymore :hide: mommy i promise i'll be good O8)

[Misunderestimator]

102. Um ok...

:crazy:

[bridgit]

105. thank you, mommy, for being so, well, you...

:freak:

[Misunderestimator]

108. truly, bridgit... can I get an interpretation?

[bridgit]

109. of what?

[Misunderestimator]

110. Of everything you've just written above.

[bridgit]

115. here, i'll break it down 'barney style'...

here is your own post: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=3770998&mesg_id=3770998

i mention as a "bwa...ha...ha" aside that "my mommy has beat you to it"; clearly i have broken your thread's cardinal edict by not, i presume, seeking alienation, however comical, in the form of a question as set forth in said post, yet, you've kept up your end non-the-less & strove to alienate me @ virtually all cost = good job :thumbsup: you're batting a 1,000.

and they say nothing ever gets accomplished in the lounge, humbug!

:rofl: keep up the good work, you're doing just fine

[Misunderestimator]

116. thanks, next

[bridgit]

119. next:

Nearest in space or position; adjacent: the next room.
Immediately following, as in time, order, or sequence: next week; the next item on the list.

adv.
In the time, order, or place nearest or immediately following: reading this book next; our next oldest child.
On the first subsequent occasion: when next I write.

n.
The next person or thing: The next will be better.

Idiom:
next to
Adjacent to: the car next to hers.
Following in order or degree: Next to skiing, she likes hiking.
Almost; practically: next to impossible.

[Misunderestimator]

120. ...

:toast:

[bridgit]

122. now THAT works for me juuust fine...

:toast: i do like your posts & sometimes wish i were part of your clique; but i don't do cliques, they do me :hi:

[Misunderestimator]

124. the Lounge is my clique and the world's oyster it is

for anyone to join, whether done to or doing, no matter... a toast :toast: to all mommies here and there and over the ocean

[bridgit]

126. we better have a drink first, sweets...

http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/VB2 though it's kind of a rip, cause all these chicks serve here is beer; soon i will suggest to you however, that even the lounge can be viewed as 'stratified' in opinion & approach & not so monolithic imo as one, two, or any cartel/consortium my feel it thus = but that's just me

i still love your heart :loveya:

[Misunderestimator]

128. I understood some of that!

:woohoo:

And I appreciate your last sentiment... that's sweet, thanks. :hug:

[bridgit]

130. then i'm prepared to give you more credit...

then you are prepared to give yourself :hug:

[Zuni]

103. What do you do for a recurring shitty headache?

I have had one off and on for 2 days :(

[progmom]

106. cut off your head

it really is the only way.

viva the Fenris revolution!!!

[Zuni]

118. I will never bow my head to tyranny

well, a tyranny that I am not running, that is...:D

[The Magistrate]

104. How Would You Alienate Me, Ma'am?

What do you think would work?

"Pre-stressed at the factory. No user serviceable parts enclosed."

[Misunderestimator]

107. Why Sir, I could go on about your rather authoritarian use of the Queen's

English....




or not.... :hide:





:D :hi:

[The Magistrate]

111. But, Ma'am

All compliments are gratefully accepted here....

[Misunderestimator]

112. Did you mistake that for a compliment, sir?

:D

[The Magistrate]

113. By General Semantic Theory, Ma'am

Any communication can only be said to mean what the hearer perceives its meaning to be....

"For the Snark was a Boojum, you see...."

[Misunderestimator]

114. The brilliance of your quote at the bottom, far overshadowed

your nonsense at the front. :D

[The Magistrate]

117. But, Ma'am

What did you think it meant?

"What we have heah is a failure to communicate...."

[Misunderestimator]

121. I am only trying to alienate you, sir.

Am I not succeeding in that endeavor?



"It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do not stop."

[The Magistrate]

123. It Is True, Ma'am,

You only undertook to make the attempt; you did not promise success. No one can accuse you of failing your word.

"No plan survives contact with the enemy."

[Misunderestimator]

125. Precisely the reasoning I had behind the wording of my request, Sir.

"Money can't buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy."

[The Magistrate]

127. My Apologies, Ma'am

Other matters have detained me. We may call the honors even, then, and retire from the field to some more congenial quarters....

"Money can't buy love, but it may get you a long-term lease."

[Misunderestimator]

129. No apologies necessary, dear Sir.

In point of fact, at this time I have been unavoidably called to a more honest pursuit and must take my leave of you...


"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."

[FuzzySlippers]

131. Do you have any idea how long you have been my ideal woman?

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[Misunderestimator]

132. You have dreadful taste in women!

:rofl:









:loveya:

[bixente]

133. Ask you anything? Ok...

Which football (soccer) club shares the same name as a cleaning product?

I doubt you'll get it! :)

[progmom]

134. Ajax

What do I win? ;)

[bixente]

138. A trip to Amsterdam!!

;-)

[progmom]

144. yay me!!!

Can you get me tix to see Ajax vs Feijenoord or PSV?

[bigwillq]

135. Fave M&M color?

:shrug:

[Misunderestimator]

140. Green... but that was a silly question...

What a waste of time to even answer it.








:D

[bigwillq]

142. If you like green M&Ms...

that means that you're horny!:evilgrin: Um, wait,...or was that if you wore green on Thurs.......:)

[Splatter Phoenix]

137. How can you keep up with all these posts?

:D *waits*

[Misunderestimator]

139. I have a million sockpuppets... you are the only other member here...

besdes me :D

[merh]

141. LOL

:rofl: How can you taunt a newbie so? :rofl:

[bixente]

143. I have another question

What is the disorder that affects many teenage and young men in Japan? This illness can be long-term, and affect their future very badly. This is a mental disorder, not physical.