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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-01-05 02:50 PM
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So what would you do with a bad monkey?
Inquiring minds wanna know
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xray s Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-01-05 02:51 PM
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1. spank the shit out of it and send it back to Waco to live with the pigs
Edited on Mon Aug-01-05 02:59 PM by xray s
basically
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motely36 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-01-05 02:51 PM
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2. I not falling for that again!
:eyes:
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-01-05 02:52 PM
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execute it
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mike_c Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-01-05 02:52 PM
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3. ask that it take a time-out to consider the burden its badness...
...places upon others. Then spank the little wanker if it was bad again.
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quisp Donating Member (926 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-01-05 02:52 PM
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4. Choke it!
Oh wait, nevermind.

That's what you do with the bad chicken...

my bad...
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-01-05 02:55 PM
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5. I was going to ask about the chicken next
A rooster specifically
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-01-05 02:56 PM
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6. I would...
Spank the monkey. Where's my prize for answering it now? :P

Or do I get the prize from the monkey? :7
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-01-05 02:58 PM
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8. You only wish, Red, You only wish
Yep... I still have a dirty mind
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-01-05 02:58 PM
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7. Impeach it,
try it for war crimes.
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