John Bolton's mustache is white because...

Modem Butterfly

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Mon Aug-01-05 03:25 PM
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John Bolton's mustache is white because...

John Bolton's mustache is white because he subsists on a diet of nothing but lab rats and cotton balls.

Why do YOU think John Bolton's mustache is white?

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mike_c

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Mon Aug-01-05 03:26 PM
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1. clorox whitened blow....

Nose looks pretty craggy too....

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MrScorpio

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Mon Aug-01-05 03:27 PM
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2. His shit actually stinks

Smells like chlorine

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DS1

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Mon Aug-01-05 03:27 PM
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3. I'm not supposed to repeat it

:yoiks:

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nothingshocksmeanymore

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Mon Aug-01-05 03:30 PM
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4. jism stains

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