I'm sitting here, eating grapes and thinking of a hot buttered crumpet

MrScorpio

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Mon Aug-01-05 05:05 PM
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I'm sitting here, eating grapes and thinking of a hot buttered crumpet

Hot... Buttered... Crumpet

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WCGreen

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Mon Aug-01-05 05:06 PM
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1. I'm thinking of hot butter Ellie May Crumpet

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MrScorpio

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Mon Aug-01-05 05:08 PM
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2. I see your hot buttered Ellie May Crumpet

And I raised you a hot buttered Mary Ann Crumpet

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WCGreen

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Mon Aug-01-05 05:09 PM
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3. That looks like a full house to me

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redwitch

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Mon Aug-01-05 05:10 PM
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4. ooh baby

keep talkin'

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MrScorpio

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Mon Aug-01-05 05:23 PM
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5. Butter and honey on those crumpets

Sliding down deep into all those little holes.

Butter and Honey, Baby!

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redwitch

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Mon Aug-01-05 05:36 PM
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6. Are the crumpets toasted?

I can't stand it, you're killing me!

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MrScorpio

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Mon Aug-01-05 05:45 PM
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7. On both sides, Sugah Pie

Light Brown to a "T"

And the butter helps it slide on down.

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redwitch

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Mon Aug-01-05 05:54 PM
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9. You are SO making my day!

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MrScorpio

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Mon Aug-01-05 05:56 PM
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10. Now here's the kicker...

I actually ate two earlier today.

It's a fact!

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

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redwitch

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Mon Aug-01-05 06:10 PM
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11. Damn! You didn't save me any????

And I just brewed a cup of Earl Grey. Sigh.

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MrScorpio

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Mon Aug-01-05 06:12 PM
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12. I still have a bit of the butter on my fingers...

Wanna lick?

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redwitch

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Mon Aug-01-05 06:20 PM
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13. can we do that online????

Cool. Consider it done. I love butter...

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MrScorpio

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Mon Aug-01-05 06:24 PM
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14. I bet...

Now you're giving me naughty, naughty thoughts

You crimson vixen, you

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SeanQuinn

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Mon Aug-01-05 05:51 PM
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8. Mouth is watering, nt.

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Dave Reynolds

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Mon Aug-01-05 06:28 PM
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15. I'm eating cherries,

and thinking of a warm oiled strumpet.
:evilgrin:

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