How strong are your orgasms?

[TrogL]

*sigh*

I guess it's another sex thread day.

I'll post a couple of stories further down.

Anyway, how strong are your orgasms. Somedays I'm thinking "what, that was it?" other days I'm thinking I'm having a stroke or heart attack or seizure and demand hospitalization.

[alwynsw]

1. Ever see Scary Movie 2?

Think of the cooler scene.

[La_Serpiente]

2. Usually when I have sex

it is an average "whomp". However, if I haven't had sex for A VERY LONG TIME!!!! then that's when I am up all night. I usually do it twice a night if I haven't done it within 1 week.

[DemoVet]

3. Post from a female freeper:

"What's an orgasm?"

[DemoVet]

4. "Did the earth move, Ingles?"

[soleft]

5. I loved Joan Allen's orgasm in Pleasantville

:nuke:

[pfitz59]

6. I was on Paxcil for awhile.......

Gave me the best orgasms in my life! (I'm male!) However, undesireable side affects (swewating, dizziness) offset the one wonderful effect.

[TrogL]

11. I was on Prozac

and got the orgasm side effect.

I'd be in a meeting talking or something and suddenly get a wierd cramp in my gut, then an orgasm, then I'd have to excuse myself to go clean up.

I got tired of walking around with Kleenex in my shorts and went off it.

[NickB79]

33. Really? I had an opposite experience

When I was on Paxil, I had the sexual side-effect of having too much stamina. Half the time I'd go give up and just go to sleep after ~45 min. of trying. Of course, my girlfriend at the time wasn't complaining :-)

[BiggJawn]

42. Same effect with Pamelor...

Only the lady I was with at the time would get tired, then dry, then start going "ouch...ouch...OK, Cowboy, you won the Rodeo, now get off or get OFF!!!"

when I was younger, the girls would take an hour and ask for more...

[rasputin1952]

7. It has been so long...

my ejacualte would be dust!

:eyes:

[BlackVelvetElvis]

8. Bill Hicks

He called it a "wax dart".

[On the Road]

9. Usually Closer to a Grand-Mal Type

"petit mal" I think is usually almost un-noticeable -- the person blacks out for half a second or something.

I do have to relate that one time I had sex with my ex-wife and the orgasm didn't stop. It continued, without convulsions, for something like 45 minutes. Never experienced anything like it before or since.

[TrogL]

10. Seizure type

I sort of rate them by number in increasing intensity.

1. Nothing, boring, ho hum
2. That was nice
3. Intense, mind blowing but survivable
4. Altered perception, can't talk (you want words, don't you), can't think straight (what's a sentence?), being touched hurts, colours too intense, sounds too loud, sorta like a migraine without the pain or a Wellbutrin-triggered seizure, lasts 5-30 minutes, overall pleasurable but wierd
5. All of 4 plus near-death experience

Fours are somewhat rare, definintely not with a quickie. I've been to five twice. I'm still not sure what happened.

[TrogL]

20. The wierd thing is

a long time ago I was tested for susceptibility to seizures (it turned out to be something completely different, probably related to Aspergers) and they said I was clean. (but they did get pissed off when I was using telekinesis on their metres).

So what's with the Wellbutrin seizures?

:wtf: is a "five", a stroke?

[BiggJawn]

12. Pretty damn good for an old guy....

toes curl, everything.... Flies pretty far, too.....

[proud patriot]

13. Ahhhhhhh sweet mystery of life at last I've found you

:-)

[VelmaD]

14. All of the above...

depends on who I'm with, what they did, and the mood I'm in. :-)

[rbnyc]

15. They're all different.

But they usually make me forget how to walk for about 20 minutes.

[ironflange]

16. Mine rate the hit by truck level

but my wife goes into these incoherent convulsions, sometimes I get really worried. I wonder what it would be like for her if she had a real man. :shrug:

[NightTrain]

17. Three words: Wall of Jericho (sp?)

n/t

[Xithras]

18. Major headaches

Seriously. I get a massive, biting headache every time I orgasm. It doesn't stop me from doing it (the part before the headache is really good), but the orgasm itself always gives me headaches.

Wierd, I know.

[SmileyBoy]

19. Ahh, this is why I never became a Republican.

Do you think theose hicks over at FreeRepublic would EVER discuss their orgasms like those ladies on "The View"??? I don't think so. I think it's something completely foreign to them. I could never be right-wing, cause it would be too BORING.:-)

[JohnKleeb]

21. Dont you love it man lol

oh my organisms, I aint saying nothing.

[slinkerwink]

22. haven't had sex in so long

so solo orgasms are pretty mediocre now. Nothing to write home about, ha!

[JohnKleeb]

23. at least you have sex

*sobbing*

[slinkerwink]

24. oh come on....

Virginity is like bliss----ignorance is bliss. However once you've had sex, it's hard to stop wanting sex.

[JohnKleeb]

26. I wouldnt know :) I am a virgin

Oh than I cant wait for sex. Well I hope you find sex soon, as do I for me.

[TrogL]

27. Don't get your hopes up

It's highly over-rated

• messy
  
• wet
  
• smelly
  
• confusing
  
• mentally destabilizing - obsessions, compulsions
  
• expensive
  
• time consuming
  
• distracts from other interests
  

[Exultant Democracy]

38. She is right about that

it is the most debilitating of addictions.

[TEXASYANKEE]

29. You obviously

haven't been using the right toys! ;-)

[Lydia Leftcoast]

25. In deference to the ladies

you need an item for "multiple."

:evilgrin:

[populistmom]

34. No kidding

We can have a full range of the spectrum within a few minutes of each other. Ahhhh, the joys of being a woman. I kind of feel sorry for you males at times.

[greatauntoftriplets]

35. Merci beaucoup, Lydia!

:toast:

[matcom]

28. you kidding? they can lift Tanks!

pull semi's with their teeth!
leap tall buildings in a single bound!
my swimmers TRAIN for their big break by running TRIATHALONS, backwards, through snow and sleet, whilst carrying 20 sandbags on their shoulders!

pretty i'd say

[FarLeftRage]

30. Powerful and pleasurable

for both my girlfriend and I...

But that was so long ago, that I have forgotten how sooo good it was.

*sigh*

[Supply Side Jesus]

31. shudder type convulsions

I can usually have them last for 15 minutes or so depending on my mood. On good days I can make it last as long as I want, and bad days I can't control them!

[VOX]

32. Stay with me on this. I was treated for prostate cancer 2 years ago...

And am grateful for early detection. Had radioactive seed implants (131 tiny "magic bullets," each the size of a piece of pencil lead). The docs let you know in simple chapter and verse that the radiation could leave you impotent for life. Then they give you the line about how great Viagra can be. Small consolation.

Had really good docs, so impotence didn't happen (and the cancer is in check). What *did* occur was a change in the experience of orgasm -- no longer that classic-guy, quick-release-and-shudder thing; but now, rather a slow, rolling, climbing, interesting climax. It's so different, but it's great -- my wife says it's as if I'm having "female-type" orgasms now.

Probably far more than anybody wanted to know. So, not to kill a fun thread -- just want to let the gentlemen here (and the ladies, too) know that even when things look really tough in this department, there's hope! MOST IMPORTANT -- Guys age 40 and over -- have your PSA checked!

Now, back to those orgasms, folks...:toast:

[Exultant Democracy]

39. Well damn

seem like you are one lucky sob. Prostate cancer is all over in my family, but I'm still very young, and I live a very healthy lifestyle so my fingers are crossed, but if I do get it I hope I end up with an orgasm upgrade too.

[DemoTex]

36. With my high B/P I wonder every time: Is this the end?

But what a way to go! Eh?

[onebigbadwulf]

37. Here's how to get a Near-death experience orgasm

Spend all day building up to orgasm but never actually having one...

If you build yourself up a few times over the course of hours... when you finally can't stand it anymore, the earth will shatter.

[Angelus]

40. when I first started taking Zoloft...

I'd get these intense orgasms and I thought I was going to die. My body would shake. My heart would beat super fast. After these orgasms, my wood would never go down. :(

[Catherine Vincent]

41. Mine hurt,

but it doesn't stop me from having sex though.