There once was a man from Nantucket ......

[Crazy Guggenheim]

Go ahead ..........

[coloradodem2005]

1. Who one day just said fuck it.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

2. He went out to sea.

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

4. With a boat load of tea (nt)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

6. Sailed back and puked in a bucket.

I'm such a poet .....

[Catch22Dem]

3. No sir, no sir, no sir!

I've had two threads deleted tonight, I ain't going THERE!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

5. Whose privates got stuck in a bucket

[Crazy Guggenheim]

7. How they got there.

[khashka]

9. No one could care

[Crazy Guggenheim]

10. He put them back on, nipped and tucked it,

[khashka]

8. Who stuck his big head in a bucket

when it got caught
he knew that he ought
have instead just royally fucked it.

Khash.

[A HERETIC I AM]

11. There once was a man from Van Nuyses

who had balls of two different sizes
One was quite small
hardly a ball at all
The other was big and won prizes.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

12. Who sailed the sea in a bucket.

[Floogeldy]

13. "Who stopped to tie his shoelaces . . .

. . .

[Crazy Guggenheim]

14. Uh ......

[Floogeldy]

15. "As he bent over . . .

. . . ?

[Crazy Guggenheim]

16. And started to make faces.