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Tue Aug-02-05 08:35 AM
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| Give me the year and day of the week in which you were born... |
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...and I'll give you your horoscope for next Tuesday. If you give me the gender of your oldest pet, I can also give you the horoscope for Friday after next.
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Tue Aug-02-05 08:36 AM
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Tue Aug-02-05 08:38 AM
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| 4. Next Tuesday will be a day of decisions |
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You will have many choices to make. A co-worker will annoy you. Emotional outbursts could prove embarassing. Try to make the best of a bad situation.
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Tue Aug-02-05 08:37 AM
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Tue Aug-02-05 08:39 AM
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| 5. Romance figures prominently |
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Expect to find Mr/Ms Right, or maybe just the opportunity to watch an adult film. Your mail will arrive on time.
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Tue Aug-02-05 08:38 AM
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| 3. Friday, 1966. Pet - male |
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Edited on Tue Aug-02-05 08:42 AM by bushisanidiot
:) thanks!
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Tue Aug-02-05 08:40 AM
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| 10. With Neptune in retrograde, expect to find yourself thirsty |
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Edited on Tue Aug-02-05 08:40 AM by Modem Butterfly
Drinking water is a good choice, drinking whiskey is better. You'll need it because a parent/guardian/sibling/friend/coworker/neighbor/near stranger will come out of the closet in a big way.
Friday will be a good day to wear pants and shoes. Be sure to wear matching socks if the spirit moves you.
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Tue Aug-02-05 08:39 AM
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| 6. Wednesday..if that's the full of woe one..1959 and our female is our |
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Tue Aug-02-05 08:39 AM
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| 7. 1965 - Thursday - pet: Male |
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Tue Aug-02-05 08:41 AM
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| 11. Travel figures prominently next Tuesday |
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Expect to ride in a motorized vehicle of some sort.
Friday will find you anxious to begin your weekend.
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Tue Aug-02-05 08:57 AM
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| 21. Thanks, I can breathe easier knowing this ... |
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and knowing is half the battle.
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Tue Aug-02-05 08:42 AM
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| 13. You'll find true love and happiness next Tuesday... |
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...if you head down to your local animal shelter and adopt a cat or dog!
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Tue Aug-02-05 09:05 AM
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| 22. well...that wasn't much of a stretch! |
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considering how much I want to get a cat!
can't afford it right now, though :(
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Tue Aug-02-05 08:40 AM
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1964
Oldest pet is a female
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Tue Aug-02-05 08:42 AM
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| 14. Be sure to wear sunscreen |
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At some point, you will be exposed to the sunlight!
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Tue Aug-02-05 08:42 AM
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Tue Aug-02-05 08:43 AM
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| 15. A spirit of quiet contemplation will be yours on Tuesday |
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Following the theft of your stereo.
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Tue Aug-02-05 08:46 AM
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Tue Aug-02-05 08:50 AM
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| 18. Whatever you do next Tuesday... |
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...make sure that portrait of you in the attic remains protected!
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Tue Aug-02-05 08:54 AM
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| 20. Exactly, good advice... |
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Tue Aug-02-05 08:46 AM
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| 17. saturday, 1969 -- male |
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Tue Aug-02-05 08:52 AM
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| 19. Attention to politics will cause stress next Tuesday |
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The White House will do something to embarass you as an American and we will incur casualties in Iraq.
Just stay in bed until it's over. Don't even answer the phone, and for cod's sake, avoid C-Span.
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Tue Aug-02-05 09:05 AM
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Tue Aug-02-05 09:10 AM
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| 24. Tuesday will be a day of nourishment |
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You will definitely eat something on Tuesday.
On Friday, some like it hot. You may or may not be one of them, depending on how much time you spend outdoors.
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Tue Aug-02-05 09:20 AM
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| 26. It all makes sense now.... |
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Everything in my life was leading up to the point where I ate something on Tuesday.
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Tue Aug-02-05 10:21 AM
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| 31. That's what astrology is all about! |
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Tue Aug-02-05 09:17 AM
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Tue Aug-02-05 10:22 AM
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| 32. On Tuesday you will learn some vital information |
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On Tuesday you will learn some vital information that will go down in the history books. Be sure to check the front page of your newspaper that day.
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Tue Aug-02-05 09:48 AM
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Tue Aug-02-05 10:23 AM
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| 33. Be sure to carry your umbrella on Tuesday |
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If it rains, you're going to get wet.
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Tue Aug-02-05 09:52 AM
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Tue Aug-02-05 10:55 AM
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| 36. Tuesday will be an auspicious day to bathe |
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Be sure to brush your teeth as well.
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Tue Aug-02-05 09:53 AM
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Tue Aug-02-05 10:57 AM
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| 37. You'll begin a new endeavor on Tuesday |
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Tuesday you will begin something. The stars are unclear as to what. It might be a new job, it might be your car, it could be a new box of cereal. But you will definitely start somethig on Tuesday.
Friday you'll have difficulty focusing.
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Tue Aug-02-05 10:14 AM
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For some reason I first appeared as an ancient and with these Tibetan monk exercises, I keep getting younger.
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Tue Aug-02-05 10:58 AM
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| 38. Unfortunately, by 2090 we won't be able to actually see the stars anymore |
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Tue Aug-02-05 10:40 AM
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| 34. Monday -1969 - female |
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Tue Aug-02-05 10:59 AM
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| 39. You will face three big healthcare decisions on Tuesday |
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What's for breakfast, what's for lunch and what's for dinner. Choose wisely, your health depends on it!
As for next Friday, you will find yourself inexplicably drawn to the Lounge.
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Tue Aug-02-05 10:41 AM
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Tue Aug-02-05 11:00 AM
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| 40. Oooh, bad news dude. Your Mars is in retrograde |
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This means you will face challenges all next week. If I were you I'd just call in sick on Tuesday and Friday.
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