Name Smirky's Vacation Hideout - er - Ranch!

[Richardo]

We're going to hear about it every night for the next few weeks, until another brain dead woman needs savin' or the next terra attack happens. :eyes:

How will YOU refer to the Ranch?

[Connie_Corleone]

1. The Brush Ranch

It seems brush is the only thing on that fake ranch.

[Richardo]

12. But...he clears it every time.

They must truck some brush in before every visit. :eyes:

[peekaloo]

2. Dang. I always get that McCartney song 'Junior's Farm' stuck in my

head whenever Casa de Satan is mentioned. :evilfrown:

"At the Houses of Parliament
everybody's talking 'bout the President,
We all chip in for a bag of cement".

[Richardo]

3. Exxxxxcellent!

I'm adding 'Junior's Farm'. It's just so right on so many levels. ;-)

[melissinha]

4. The Lair -- see below

Setting, upon the purchase of his ranch in Crawford Texas, George W. Bush is sending a fax to a sign company with the new name of his ranch....
"I want one of those cool James Bond bad guy type of hideouts... what do the evil-doers call it.... how do they name their lairs? Er yeah THE LAIR.... cool... h eh he he he he.. heh heh... I want to be a cool evil-doer..."
The L-A-I-R "No that can't be how it is spelled, is it the A or the I? (yells) Laura can you help me with this?!"?"
The L-I-A-R "L I A R.... er... wait... thats Liyer! Liar! Thats not right!"

The L-A-I-R "yeah thats right, no is it? (yells)LAURA where are you? I need your HELP!!!!

[LiberalEsto]

5. The Chicken Ranch

what else?

[Richardo]

6. Another good one

Puts me in mind of ZZ Top's 'La Grange'.

[Lars39]

7. "Fortress of Ineptitude" goes so well with "Finger of Hostility"

I like "Compound W", though. Isn't that a hemorrhoid ointment?
And did you know "hemorrhoid" is in spell check?:o

[LiberalEsto]

8. Compound W.... bwa ha ha

perfect!

[Lars39]

9. I can't take credit for that; it was in Richardo's poll. :^)

[MN ChimpH8R]

10. Compound W is perfect

Chimpy is nothing if not a pain in the a$$.

[liberalitch]

11. the surly sphincter

Oh, sorry that's the vice president