Ask me anything, and I'll kick you in the ass!

[progmom]

[arcane1]

1. promise?

:P

[progmom]

4. anything for my favorite faux-messiah!

[arcane1]

12. yaaaayyyyy!

I needed that :D

[asthmaticeog]

2. Question:

Would you please kick me in the ass?

[progmom]

6. with pleasure, my good man.

[asthmaticeog]

11. Woo hoo!

[DS1]

3. Don't you realize it's our last ass, and without him, nobody will

be able to carry the water back from the well?

:dem:

[progmom]

7. once again, you have managed to post complete nonsense

[DS1]

15. If I was sexually aroused by having women kick my ass, would

you still kick it, knowing full well you were but a pawn in my pursuit of sexual activity?

[progmom]

28. it's you asking the question, right?

meh...i'm good with that. :hi:

[Deja Q]

5. Are you Skittles reincarnated?

:evilgrin:

[progmom]

skittles has been slacking.

i'm just helping out.

[sniffa]

8. can i get one in the nuts too?

[progmom]

10. i was hoping you would ask

:loveya:

[Fenris]

9. But what if I enjoy it?

[progmom]

13. hey - you're the king...whatever floats your boat

(just don't let flaming youth know, ok?)

[Fenris]

17. Our secret is safe.

;)

[Misunderestimator]

14. Oh yeah... that takes a lot of imagination... just cut and paste a smilie.

over and over and over and over and over...

[progmom]

16. ....

[Misunderestimator]

20. Well, at least THAT took an ounce more effort...

[progmom]

25. actually, it took less

i had a toddler snuggled up to me and could only use my mouse. ;)

edited to add:

[Misunderestimator]

34. Always an excuse...

[progmom]

37. i'm sorry i don't live up to your expectations

[Misunderestimator]

46. All I have to say at the moment is...

[progmom]

50. you know what?

me too.

[XNASA]

18. Would you, with your foot, show me where I keep my wallet?

[progmom]

26. oh, you're so witty, Mr. Rock Star...

[LynneSin]

19. You kick my ass and I'll smack you wish a fish

I dare you, in fact I d-double-dare you!

[progmom]

27. hmmmm...

[LynneSin]

29. You asked for it - you got it

[progmom]

31. i didn't kick your ass.

did you even LOOK at my response to you??

[LynneSin]

35. Well consider it for how mean you were to everyone else in this thread

here's some more:

[progmom]

42. your violent smiley looks sadistically happy

you're sick.

[LynneSin]

48. Yep, that's the kinda gal I am

:evilgrin:

[kick-ass-bob]

21. THAT IS MY FUCKING SMILEY/SMILIE/SMILY!

:grr:
IT'S IN MY PHOTOBUCKET ACCT!

[progmom]

30. that's how you fuck?

it's your "fucking smiley"??

you are one sick freak. :P

[kick-ass-bob]

39. hey - I don't make fun of the way YOU do it.

:o

[merh]

22. Given the subject of your thread, one would reason that if no

question is asked, then no kick will be forthcoming. With that in mind, I find myself of the mindset that does not allow me to ask a question. Instead, I offer a smiley to you, progmom, on this rather grumbly day.



I do not like ass kickings, progmom. Especially on grumbly days.

Thank you for the offer though! :hug:

[progmom]

33. seems like there was an implied question in your post

"if i don't ask you a question, you won't kick my ass, right?"




and: :hug:

and:

[merh]

47. Hmmmm

Implied question, implied question!
(*Denotes surprise, not to be read as a question.)

Well, if that is the case, then I think you should have this smiley too,
as it depicts me tossing your little kicking smiley against the wall!

:hug: :loveya:

[JVS]

23. You don't have the stones for it!

;-)

[progmom]

36. did you say stones?

[JVS]

44. AAAHHHHH MY NUTS!

Where can I find a purple nurple smiley to get you back?

[texas1928]

24. So if I put my hand on your forehead so you could not reach me...

Would that make you mad?

[progmom]

38. i don't get mad.

i get even

[texas1928]

58. Well then fine.

Kick this.

[RedCloud]

32. When should I get serious about life?

And I am wearing my knight in armor suit, so kick away!

[progmom]

40. take life seriously, but never take yourself seriously

[RedCloud]

41. that was too sweet!

Thanks.

[GOPisEvil]

43. So, uh, how's it going?

[progmom]

53. you're going down

[GOPisEvil]

59. Alright!

[davidinalameda]

45. do you still have a crush on me

:loveya:

[progmom]

54. of course!

[davidinalameda]

60. okay

go ahead and kick my ass

[khashka]

73. I've always had a crush on you

And I've always said how much I appreciate you. You're the freakin' backbone of the GLBT forum. Without you it practically wouldn't exist.

Love ya, dwick!

Khash.

[gmoney]

49. I think I deserve one...

...maybe two. I apologize. I throw my self before the mercy of the lounge. Pleeeze?

[progmom]

55. here you go

;)

[Dastard Stepchild]

51. Is it as hot in MI as it is in IL?

My mother hasn't sent me her "hot weather sucks" missives today, so I'm left to wonder.

[progmom]

56. very very hot and humid

thank God for A/C!

[ScreamingMeemie]

52. Do you think I deserve it?

As a few apparently do??

[progmom]

57. naw

:hug:

[southlandshari]

61. Who thinks that?

I'll get redneck on their ass for you, Mrs. Grumpy. I'm mean-spirited like that!

Did I mention that sometimes I put both feet in my mouth and make good people feel bad without any intention to do so?

:blush:

[elshiva]

62. Help!

:hide:

[progmom]

63. since you didn't ask me a question...

i will offer a hug instead. :hug:

[elshiva]

64. Thanks!

:hug: But a question.... Why are you so sweet? :hide:

[progmom]

65. i could ask you the same question!

:hug:

[elshiva]

66. Thanks, progmom!

I miss your sig line! :hug:

[progmom]

67. ask and you shall receive!

:bounce:

[elshiva]

68. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

[khashka]

69. Can I steal or borrow your sundog appreciation society sig?

Cuz, I really appreciate him.

And please don't kick me in the ass, progmama :)

Khash.

[progmom]

70. please do!!!

i'm done kicking for today anyway. :hug:

[khashka]

75. Uhhh, could you tell me how to do it?

I'm kinda hopeless at some things.

Khash.

[progmom]

77. well...go to options

then click on 'edit your profile'. then cut and paste this:

http: //www.democraticunderground.com/gallery/thumbs/sundog. jpg proud member of the sundog appreciation society

(minus the spaces i put in there)

click 'update' and you should be all set! :D

[khashka]

79. Testing.

THanks, progmom, I can always count on you :)


Khash.

[progmom]

81. you need to remove the spaces from the pic link

:hi:

[khashka]

85. One glass of wine and I'm the dumbest guy on the planet

Thanks, it's fixed now :)

:hug:

Khash.

[Tom Kitten]

71. Can I be worried about you?

I mean how are things with your head? Are you going to be ok?

[progmom]

72. hey beautiful

i'm doing just fine. :hug:
how are you?

[Tom Kitten]

78. I'm fine and dandy

I'm very busy at work so I can't even lurk here much during the day right now. But I do feel more confident here, I recognized Will Pitt on the street, walked right up to him and introduced myself! Even though my knees were shaking. Really, I'm that shy! Looks like a Portland DU get together this weekend...I hope I'm not as nervous!

[indy_azcat]

74. why hasn't matcom posted here?

:shrug:

[NNadir]

76. Why?

[RevolutionaryActs]

80. Oh no!

You don't love me anymore. :cry:

[progmom]

82. go post in my other thread

:loveya:

[RevolutionaryActs]

83. Which one?

Oh shit! I asked you a question! :o :crazy:

[merh]

84. See post 47!

Ynuk, ynuk, ynuk

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

86. You'll lose your foot!