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The Night Owl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 04:01 PM
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Why are Gators so damn stupid?
From the following website...

http://science.howstuffworks.com/alligator.htm

...

An alligator's brain weighs only 8 or 9 grams and would take up only one-half of a tablespoon.

Pretty amazing, no?
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ihaveaquestion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 04:05 PM
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1. They have as much smarts as they need - no more, no less.
Which, if you think about it also explains the intelligence level of the average Bu$h supporter. :silly:
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The Night Owl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 05:13 PM
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10. That's for damn sure. (NT)
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mark11727 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 04:06 PM
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2. Wally Gator
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youspeakmylanguage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 04:16 PM
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5. LOL. "Are y'all gonna tackle me?"
Sheriff: "A little."

Wally: "AHHH SH*T!"
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catzies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 04:11 PM
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3. I thought you were talking about the alumni of Gainesville.
:silly:
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 04:14 PM
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4. Dude. Even a 8-9 g brain is enough to realize that
Tim McVeigh and Eric Rudolph were no heroes.

You're insulting the reptilian gators. ;)
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The Night Owl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 04:39 PM
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9. You are correct!
:pals:
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 04:19 PM
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6. Their brain is about the size of a peanut.



They act on instinct and reflex alone. So basically they have the brain power of yer average republican.
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jody Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 04:22 PM
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7. I thought you were talking about the Univ. of Florida.
:hi:
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Jeff In Milwaukee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 04:23 PM
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8. My first thought, too...
And don't get me started about the Seminoles...
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chaska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 05:20 PM
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11. Hmm, then what's the excuse of Republicans?
KILL, FOOD, SEX. KILL, FOOD, SEX. KILL, FOOD, SEX. BURP....
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 05:25 PM
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12. but they are still smarter tha the Hurricanes
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