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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 06:51 PM
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Q: What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A: Anybody can roast beef.
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ltfranklin Donating Member (852 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 07:01 PM
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1. A: a fish!
This moment of Zen brought to you by the color five!
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 07:12 PM
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2. Did you hear all the workers at the U.S. Mint are on strike?
They want to make less money.
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 07:15 PM
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3. Did you hear all the Minute-Maid workers have been laid off?
They just couldn't concentrate.
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