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Tue Aug-02-05 09:23 PM
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| Poll question: What ELSE does George W Bush think should be taught in public schools? |
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In case you didn't hear, the alleged president is pushing Intelligent Design (this might be the one time where that irritating "make quotation marks in the air" gesture would be appropriate) in the public schools. (As I mentioned on the LBN thread, can't Yale rescind this clown's degree?)
No Other this time, but feel free to reply with your brilliant suggestions.
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| Spider Jerusalem
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Tue Aug-02-05 09:26 PM
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| 1. Brush Cutting 401 (advanced) |
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Course description: How to wield a chainsaw with a head full of Jack Daniels and cocaine without mutilating yourself.
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| Bossy Monkey
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Tue Aug-02-05 10:14 PM
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| 2. I thought that was the course he needed to take |
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Isn't he always getting into brush-clearing mishaps? (Good line, regardless.)
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| Spider Jerusalem
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Tue Aug-02-05 10:29 PM
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| 5. He still has all his limbs... |
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it's bicycles, rollerblades, scooters (any form of self-propelled wheeled transport, I suppose) and snack foods that give him trouble.
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| Rabrrrrrr
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Tue Aug-02-05 10:24 PM
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| 3. Homosexuality as a deviant immoral choice and curable psychological |
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Tue Aug-02-05 10:25 PM
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| 4. Mental and physical disability are signs of demon possesion and god hatred |
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Edited on Tue Aug-02-05 10:25 PM by Rabrrrrrr
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| Initech
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Tue Aug-02-05 10:34 PM
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| 6. Other: Kneel before zod |
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After Bolton and now he advocates teaching "intelligent" (term used loosely) design, he pretty much is saying "You will BOW to me!"
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Tue Aug-02-05 11:03 PM
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| Bossy Monkey
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Wed Aug-03-05 04:00 AM
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| 8. Special cases in alchemy: turning bullshit into tripe that's acceptable to |
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millions through perpetual repetition.
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| NMMNG
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Wed Aug-03-05 05:31 AM
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| 9. Other: Global warming is "just a theory" |
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AKA, "See no warming, hear no warming, speak no warming".
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| ScreamingMeemie
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Wed Aug-03-05 05:38 AM
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| 10. Ignorant Intelligence |
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Wed Aug-03-05 05:41 AM
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| 11. "Can't Yale rescind this clown's degree?".... |
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Won't happen. Daddy Bush paid too much for it... Our society (to include academe) is too plutocratic to turn their backs on large donations.
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Wed Aug-03-05 06:13 AM
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| 12. How not to play well with others, Jebus Pimping, |
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Fuzzy Mathematics 101: How to Count Ballots and Disenfranchise Voters
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