C_eh_N_eh_D_eh
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Tue Aug-02-05 10:42 PM
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How many anti-choicers does it take to change a lightbulb? |
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Three. Two to put in the new bulb, and one to claim it was lit the moment they started screwing.
Thought we could all use a laugh tonight...
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flvegan
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Tue Aug-02-05 10:47 PM
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1. I need to remember this one. |
LordshipLadyship
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Tue Aug-02-05 11:03 PM
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They wouldn't change the broken lightbulb, they'd just insist it stay on life support. :evilgrin:
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Spock_is_Skeptical
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Tue Aug-02-05 11:09 PM
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WhollyHeretic
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Tue Aug-02-05 11:12 PM
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4. LOL. How many conservatives does it take to change a lightbulb? |
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None. They'll pass a law forcing school children to pray to God to take the dark away.
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ZombieNixon
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Tue Aug-02-05 11:22 PM
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5. How many Bush Admin. officials does it take to change a lightbulb? |
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That lightbulb is a good American lightbulb. We're going to stay the course with that lightbulb. Anyone who says "it was burnt out" is just helping the terrorists.
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