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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 11:35 PM
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Ok. It's time for all the good children to listen to a bedtime story.
THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY! THERE IS NO TOOTH FAIRY! HA HA HA HA HA!
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LastKnight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 11:36 PM
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1. lol
i never fit that description but i decided to listen anyway, and im crushed, crushed i tells ya.
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WhollyHeretic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 11:39 PM
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2. Is there a boogieman?
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 11:40 PM
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4. NO! Ha ha ha ha!
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Tom Kitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 11:40 PM
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3. What about the Sandman?
The sleep of reason produces monsters, Morpheus thrives and seeds our nightmares.
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 11:41 PM
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6. Not that either children.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 11:40 PM
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5. what about Santa Claus
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 11:43 PM
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7. Noope. It's your parents buying you gifts.
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silverweb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-02-05 11:46 PM
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8. Ohhhhh, the Tooth Fairy!
I had to tell my daughter that there really was no Santa Claus when she was about 6. It didn't phase her in the least and she actually said she'd pretty much come to that conclusion on her own. A little while later, she asked, "So... what about the Easter Bunny?" I told her that was a myth, too, and she kind of smirked and went back to what she was doing.

About half an hour later she came to me again, tears streaming down her face, and said, "I have to ask. What about the Tooth Fairy?" When I sadly shook my head in response, she climbed onto my lap and threw her arms around my neck and sobbed as though her little heart would break. After she calmed down, I showed her the box that I kept her baby teeth in and she seemed to finally accept the reality of the situation.

I never did quite understand why she was so affected by the loss of the Tooth Fairy but not the others. She remembers this well, but can't explain that either.
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Tom Kitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 12:02 AM
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9. Are you Ernie Kovacs reincarnate?
I'm receiving some vibes here that have attuned me to the situation
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 01:35 AM
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10. But my dear Crazy Guggenheim!
What about all of us BAD little children? What happens to us at bedtime? Hmmmmm???

:loveya:
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 01:46 AM
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11. The Devil will come and get you!!
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 01:58 AM
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12. ROFLMAO!
I'm waiting........:evilgrin:
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 02:12 AM
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13. Here he is.
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Buddyblazon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 02:16 AM
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14. And apparently...
he shits in a box!
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