The oddest place you ever had sex

[jeter]

I once had sex on someones front lawn on a main street in a small town (where I didn't live).

I was so drunk that I didn't even realize it. People driving by kept honking (should've been my first clue). Eventually the police arrived and sent me and my girlfriend home. Well back to the house we were staying at.

I still think that was the funniest thing that ever happened to me. Ahh, to be 17 again.

[Jonte_1979]

1. In the butt, Bob

It had to be said.

[bicentennial_baby]

11. Best answer ever!

I love that Newlywed Show clip!

[Kathy in Cambridge]

2. On the floor of my boyfriend's father's hardware store

it was closed and as far as I know, we weren't filmed by surveillance cameras.

[CanuckAmok]

3. Mennonite Church graveyard.

See you in hell!

[PurityOfEssence]

10. I'll save you a place by the fire

You bring the smore fixins.

[slinkerwink]

4. mmm.....in my best friend's brother's truck outside their house...

'nuff said.

[Sal316]

5. A stairwell outside Tempe Town Hall...

...and on the plaza outside.

It was night, but still.. :evilgrin:

[chefgirl]

6. My ex was being deployed for 6 months, so

A supply room at O'Hare airport. }(

-chef-

[YellowRubberDuckie]

7. In my mother's drive way while she was in the house...

It was one of those crazy things you do without thinking...and I've never seen the guy again...and he got away with my one and only copy of a Tracy Lords Porn flick called A Roll in the Hay 2. I'll kick his ass if I ever see him again.
Duckie

[PopSixSquish]

8. Gulf of Mexico

and the boyfriend and I are damm impressed with ourselves that we didn't drown!!!!

And then we realized that there were people on the fishing pier about 150 - 200 yards away. :hi:

[bicentennial_baby]

9. Frick Park, Pittsburgh

[TrogL]

12. In a park at the bottom of a hill

I hadn't remembered that there had been torrential rain and the park was soaked. The car sunk to its axles in mud. No tow truck would come at 4 a.m. especially as I had no cash on hand. I tried to tow it out with another car but it wasn't going anywhere.

My parents never did get around to asking what we were doing in the park.

My sister laughed her guts out and told me next time use the driveway.

[populistmom]

13. Still waiting for someplace odd

Otherwise, I'd say it would have to be a car. :boring:

[Feanorcurufinwe]

14. In my head.

Believe me, it's a very odd place.

[geniph]

15. I always thought the parking lot of St. Mark's cathedral was bad...

till I met a guy who actually got up to badness in an actual Pentecostal church. During services. It didn't involve another person, though.

[TrogL]

16. Driving on the 401 near Toronto

My girlfriend was "amusing me" to keep me awake.

[Padraig18]

17. In the IMPE building showers...

... at the U. of I.

Film at 11:00... :evilgrin:

[scarlet_owl]

18. On a piece of playground eqiupment.

You know, those fort type things. My then boyfriend's glasses fell off in the process and we had to grope around in the dark for them. Good times those were.

[Amaya]

19. Well now that's kinda personal

but since you asked... on a public beach
A couple people did walk by, but it was really dark so I don't think they saw anything :evilgrin:

[VOX]

20. On the lawn. In my backyard. But I lived in a triplex.

So it wasn't just "my" backyard. Fortunately, my girlfriend and I weren't interrupted.

It was during a July sunset, the kind where the dying light seems to hover vertically in the sky. One of those humbling moments where you feel connected to *everything.*

Sigh. And now, here I sit at work... :hi:

edit: typos!

[LadeJarl]

21. In a nightclub...

actually in the staircase between 2 floors.

I'm sure there are tons of other places, I've always been a freak and damn proud of it too!

[Cat Atomic]

22. In the ear.

lol... hehe.

[Supply Side Jesus]

23. The Penalty Box

She worked at the city Ice Rink and was closing the place when she gave me a call to visit. I was on the ice with my shoes on skidding around like a little kid, and she was doing cirles around me showing off. A collision brought up the intimacy level which led us to the penalty box.
And no, her skates never came off. :9

[ronnykmarshall]

24. Embarcadero One - San Francisco

In a stairwell to the parking garage. It was a quicky, but it was hot. Wish I would have got his name.

[Exultant Democracy]

25. He he

Mine is my bed, but wait, it was in the back of a moving van driving along the 95 in CT. I had a few of my friend make a road trip with me to move out of my dorm room, on the way home my lady friend and I went in back to “nap” while my buddy drove, he didn’t even notice until the end and then he was all like “WTF”.

[NightTrain]

26. It didn't happen to me, but I'll still never forget it!

It was the summer of 1978. I was 12 years old and attending the annual New England Fiddle Contest in Hartford, Connecticut's Bushnell Park.

At one point, I had to pee something fierce, but the lines to the portable toilets were endless. So I ducked behind some bushes and did my business there.

Next thing I know, the bushes are swearing at me. Turns out, there was a young couple getting it on in there, and I was peeing on them! You want to talk about embarrassed? Whoo-boy!

[RetroLounge]

27. On your kitchen table.

Sorry about breaking the Lazy Susan...

:evilgrin:

[kyrasdad]

28. On the balance beam

in the gym of an all girl catholic school... yes, with the priest... but i didn't know it at the time...