If you could steal one thing....

[Robb]

Hey, stealing is wrong. But what would you snatch, if you had the chance?

[MadMan]

1. I'd steal the Whitehouse back!

n/t

[Don_G]

2. Dimbo's Security Detail

To allow him to be a man among the people for a change.

[Rashind]

3. An election.

Hey, repugs can blame Clinton for their vices, I can blame Shrub for mine. :dunce:

[Westegg]

4. Sticky Fingers

I'd pinch every recording of Led Zeppelin that Jimmy Page has in his archives (obviously, I'm a Zeppelin fan). And I'd take his cash and jewels as well---I'm not an idiot!

[trotsky]

5. *'s campaign chest.

Let's see him run on his record only.

HA HA HA HA HA

[Bronco69]

6. I would steal the $87 billion

destined for Iraq.

[trotsky]

11. Why?

I don't want * and Cheney's pals at Halliburton to end up with that money, but I still want to see money to support the troops. Why would you steal all of it?

[monkeyboy]

7. This question reminds me of the "Taxi" episode

where Latka (sp?) gets married, but before he is allowed, he must answer 3 questions, one of which is "What is the greatest gift one person can give another", to which Latka immediately replies "thirty seven hundred dollars". His bride-to-be looks absolutely shocked at his answer, until the priest very solemnly says "Thaaat iiisssss corrrrrect".

[TrogL]

8. The Spear of Longinus

it's in a museum in Germany. It needs to be re-united with the other elements.

[Feanorcurufinwe]

9. A piece of your heart.

well, somebody's heart...

[Spirochete]

10. The Presidential election

I'd pick a progressive VP, and resign. I sure wouldn't want to be president.

[Khephra]

12. "The Stele of Revealing"

Ok, I've now reached my quota of Crowley references for the week.

:evilgrin:

[SmileyBoy]

13. The Nickel Trophy currently residing at the U of North Dakota.

It's the trophy given to the winner of the annual North Dakota State/North Dakota football game. We (NDSU) lost this year. If UND decides not to play us anymore in the future (because NDSU is moving to Division I), then I would like to. Otherwise, if we play next year, we'd just get it back fair and square, anyway. :-) I would LOOOOVE for us to get back the trophy and NEVER have to play UND again once we're in Div. I-AA in football.

[Cat Atomic]

14. The Precious.

Then I could rule them all, find them, bring them all, AND bind them. What more do you want?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

15. A heart

Nobody's in particular...and I'd give it back if they wanted.

[Supply Side Jesus]

16. Fort Knox

I aint greedy!! :P