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Kire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 10:18 PM
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So he says "My wife's a pain in the ass. She's always busting my friggin'
So he says "My wife's a pain in the ass. She's always busting my friggin' agates. My daughter's married to a real loser bastard. And I got a rash so bad on my ass, I can't even sit down. But you know me. I can't complain."
The Dude: Fuckin' A, man. I got a rash, man.
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 10:22 PM
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1. Hey man! There's a beverage near!!
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Kire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 10:25 PM
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2. Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski! Condolences! The bums lost!"
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Catchawave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 10:30 PM
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3. I can speak for your wife.....
...sounds like she's doin' her job <snort>

Sidebar: I just LOVE the lounge, only place in aMeriKa, I feel normal...sometimes :toast:
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Kire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 10:30 PM
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4. Yeah man, it really tied the room together.
Edited on Wed Aug-03-05 10:33 PM by Kire
Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski?
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Catchawave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 10:51 PM
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5. ????
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Kire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-04-05 02:12 PM
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6. Obviously you're not a golfer.
Edited on Thu Aug-04-05 02:23 PM by Kire
Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here.
The Dude: He fixes the cable?
Maude Lebowski: Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.
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Rambis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-04-05 02:14 PM
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7. You think the carpet pissers did this?
this aggression will not stand man!
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Kire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-04-05 02:24 PM
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8. Huh? No, what the fuck are you... I'm not... We're talking about unchecked
Edited on Thu Aug-04-05 02:24 PM by Kire
Huh? No, what the fuck are you... I'm not... We're talking about unchecked aggression here, dude.
Donny: What the fuck is he talking about?
The Dude: My rug.
Walter Sobchak: Forget it, Donny, you're out of your element!
The Dude: Walter, the chinaman who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill, so what the fuck are you talking about?
Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
The Dude: Jeez, Walter, I'm not talking about the guys who built the fucking railroad here.
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Rambis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-04-05 02:35 PM
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9. I just gotta go find a cash machine (nm)
x
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Kire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-04-05 02:38 PM
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10. Brandt can't watch or he has to pay a hundred.
The Dude: Hey, cool it Walter. Look, pal, there never was any money. The big Lebowski gave me an empty briefcase, so take it up with him, man.
Walter Sobchak: And, I would like my undies back.
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MemphisTiger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-04-05 02:46 PM
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11. "I am the walrus"
see my sig
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-04-05 02:51 PM
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12. "Say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism...
...at least it's an ethos."
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Rambis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-04-05 03:24 PM
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13. Smokey you are about to enter a world of pain (nm)
x
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MemphisTiger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-04-05 06:15 PM
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14. Mark it zero
Has the whole world gone crazy?

Mark it zero

It's a league game smokey
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-04-05 06:29 PM
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15. No, Walter, you're not wrong, you're just an asshole!
"OK, then!"
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Dogmudgeon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-04-05 06:33 PM
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16. The Dude abides
--p!
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