Sloth & Indolence - I'm reannouncing my candidacy!

[ulysses]

Yes, dear ones - I am throwing my hat into the ring again to head off the forces that threaten to divide us. Those who believe that the president should "first, do no harm" need a voice in America! Rally to my flag, DUers!

(Of course, I'll need a new running mate, since Armstead kinda gave out on me last time. Any takers? Must shoot pool.)

[GOPisEvil]

1. You know I'm behind you all the way.

I'll just be over here on the couch...:hi:

[ulysses]

2. sounds like running mate material to me.

Beer?

[GOPisEvil]

3. Oh yeah!

:beer:

Keep in mind that technically I'm unable to serve as Veep, but why should we let that stop us? Technically Cheney shouldn't have been on the ticket either.

[ulysses]

4. a minor technicality.

The GOP wants to change that law for Ahnold anyway, so you should be good to go.

[GOPisEvil]

5. Exactly. Plus, if my adoption took place today, I'd be considered a native

I'm sure the Supreme Court will buy that argument. :beer:

[KG]

6. like i care.

:boring:

[ulysses]

7. perfect! Mr. Secretary of State, I presume?

:D

We need some diversity in this crowd...

[GOPisEvil]

8. Have you sent a link to this thread to SOteric?

She'd be a good running mate. A woman on the ticket would be a good thing. I can be chief of staff/campaign manager. :)

[ulysses]

9. that's an excellent point.

She's always been a great supporter of the party, too. :thumbsup:

[SOteric]

12. Yeah, yeah.

I'll get around to it after my nap.

[ulysses]

13. you're late!

Good deal! :beer:

[AlGore-08.com]

10. Indolence isn't in the 7 deadly sins so you've just lost the values voters

If you add lust, avarice or pride to the ticket, you'll surely get a lot of support from the beltway insiders. ;)

[ulysses]

11. I didn't found the party, though.

This guy did. :)

[redqueen]

14. Hmmm... sounds interesting.

I'll think about it later... maybe.

[ulysses]

17. no, no, that's the Procrastination and Ennui folks.

They're down the hall. ;-)

[Lady Effingbroke]

15. I'll consider running on the Sloth and Indolence ticket,

after I contemplate whether I should take a shower or continue lurking (and stinking).

[ulysses]

16. eh, have a beer.

Maybe we'll find a congressional spot for you. :thumbsup:

[Lady Effingbroke]

18. a beer it is, then.

showers are overrated, anyhow!

<resumes lurking>

[proud2BlibKansan]

19. Can I be your Sec of Ed?

I promise not to call anyone a terrorist. :)

[ulysses]

20. a lot of your power would decentralize to teachers.

I'm not sure if you could handle that. ;-)

[proud2BlibKansan]

21. That would give me less to do

and I am all in favor of that.

[ulysses]

22. well, I'd be cutting pay for cabinet members.

We can't lose you in the classroom, Sec. of Ed. or no. I'll still be there too. :)

[ulysses]

23. actually, I think that's a hell of an idea,

now that I say it. I think the Secretary of Education *should* be a working teacher!