Britney and Kevin struggling to make ends meet in $7 million mansion

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/003151.html

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are supposedly struggling to fund their celebrity lifestyle, due to their recent $7 million purchase and renovation of a new Malibu mansion, as well as the fact that neither are currently working. New York Post columnist Cindy Adams reports, "Mrs Federline recently made a quiet call to her record label. The gist of the discussion: We've got to get money in the house. Cash flow is going down. How about we cut another album?"

This would have been funnier if Kevin Federline just hiked up his pants and said, "Look, baby. Let me take care of this." And then proceeded to get a job at Walmart, possibly also working the night shift at the local gas station for those exta bucks. And in case you've ever wondered what a $7 million mansion undergoing rennovation looks like, this should give you a rough idea.:



Britney Spears and Kevin Federline name baby

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/003247.html

According to a friend of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, they're currently fighting over what to call their baby. Britney is determined to name her child Charlie, after watching Johnny Depp in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, but Kevin wants to name the baby after him.

Plus Britney Spears has all the money and Kevin Federline is a useless hobo, so it's pretty much impossible for him to ever win an argument in their relationship. Until he gets sick of eating caviar and riding around in limos, he pretty much has to put up with whatever stupid idea Britney has, like naming her baby after a damn movie character. She could have at least used Willy Wonka's name instead. I mean Willy Wonka Spears Federline? That name's so great I might start using it. Actually yes, I think I will. From now on just call me Willy Wonka Spears Federline.

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[maxsolomon]

2. yes, cut an album!

we SO need another britney spears album!

how will she do the required softcore video 9 months preggers?

[XemaSab]

10. there's a market for that

n/t

[JimmyJazz]

3. I think we should do a fund raiser for the lovely newlyweds

yeah. right. :silly:

[Mad_Dem_X]

4. I hate both of those low-lifes

:nopity: :rofl:

[formerrepuke]

5. Maybe if they traded it in for a 1-million dollar house, they'd have some

money to live off of in their post-career retirement, which should be coming any day now.

[lavenderdiva]

6. don't know if its just me, but I'm having trouble seeing your link

to the pics of the remodel of a $7million house...

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

9. There's been a problem today with pic links...

...which I haven't figured out yet, because I'm posting pics the way I normally do and I can see them in my browser (I always check before posting a thread)...

The photo is on the "Superficial" Web Site.

The thumbnails for the pics are embedded in the story:

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/003151.html

...as well as pics of the "Malibu estate" they are renting WHILE the $7 million mansion is being rennovated:

[Kelvin Mace]

12. Here you go

[lavenderdiva]

14. thanks...

I just have to ask... what about that house makes it worth $7million? I guess its the location more than anything, huh? Cuz it looks like a gussied-up ranch to me.

[derby378]

7. Can I be the repo man?

I can take possession of the mansion, then I'll invite all of my DU friends to a big-ass pool party. And progmom gets to choose the music!

[Obamarama]

8. Cry me a fuckin' river....

So we can drown Britney and Kevin.

[MN ChimpH8R]

11. Hillbillies with money (?) are always a hoot

Whatta pair of maroons. How do you piss away that much money that fast unless you're Mike Tyson? :rofl:

Surprised she wants to call the kid something as normal as Charlie. Seems like most celebs wind up naming their kid Wombat or something equally ridiculous.

[dr.strangelove]

13. Willy Wonka Spears Federline, thats great

If you didn't take it, I would. Man, these two are a train wreck waiting to happen. I know what its like though, I recently had to cut a new album to fund a renovation of my new spaceship and undersea villa.