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Fri Aug-05-05 11:59 AM
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there's nosey... and there's reaLLy, fucking nosey.
our secretary here at work, is the nosiest fucking shit evah! how nosey you say? weLL, in addition to Looking through stuff on my desk and my computer because she's bored, we just had the foLLowing conversation:
nosey: why did you drive in to today?
sniffa: i got shit to do after work.
nosey: ha ha. shit? what kind of shit?
sniffa: uh, stuff.
nosey: come on, teLL me!
sniffa: it's none of your buisiness.
nosey: why not? i want to know.
sniffa: it's personaL, and it's reaLLy none of your buisiness!
nosey: but maybe i want to do it too, hmm? i need some shit to do today.
sniffa: you couLd go to a bar.. or go to eat.
nosey: you need a car for that?
sniffa: no, you couLd waLk or something.
nosey: then why did you drive in?
sniffa: *sigh* because i have shit to do.
nosey: what kind of shit?
sniffa: wiLL you get fuck away from me!!!
and that was another moment in sniffa history.
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Fri Aug-05-05 12:02 PM
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1. Correction-a truly epic life changing moment in |
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the compendium of sniffa history.
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Fri Aug-05-05 12:03 PM
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Get a life, lady. Your own ;)
So what are you doing after work? ;) :evilgrin:
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Fri Aug-05-05 12:06 PM
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5. something i prefer work not to know about |
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Fri Aug-05-05 12:04 PM
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she's a wee shaky on the engLish at times (she's sLavic - i forget which country) and i think she doesn't understand not-so-subtLe hints that she's asking inappropriate questions.. or being annoying.
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Fri Aug-05-05 12:04 PM
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4. awwwww. she likes you!!! |
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she really really likes you!
:loveya:
that or she's bored and wants to have your firstborn human child :shrug: . . . for lunch.
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Fri Aug-05-05 12:07 PM
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What kind of shit? :shrug: You're not going to tell us, are you :silly:
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Fri Aug-05-05 12:08 PM
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you're so cute when you're annoyed :loveya:
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Fri Aug-05-05 12:21 PM
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20. more like all the time |
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but you know that :P
318 hours...sigh. :D
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Fri Aug-05-05 12:08 PM
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10. What a world, what a world |
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"Sniffa" complaining about "nosey" people. :hi:
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Fri Aug-05-05 12:09 PM
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11. i bet i know what you are doing... |
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Edited on Fri Aug-05-05 12:09 PM by jonnyblitz
am I right? :P :hi:
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Fri Aug-05-05 12:11 PM
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:P
the trip's aLways more fun with you. :loveya:
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Fri Aug-05-05 12:26 PM
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Fri Aug-05-05 12:42 PM
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he just got back from a vacation in new mexico. he said it's Like a newer version of mexico.
:hug:
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Fri Aug-05-05 12:11 PM
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12. Who knew you had such stimulating companionship at work? |
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:loveya:...and I miss you so much! mwah!
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Fri Aug-05-05 12:14 PM
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Fri Aug-05-05 12:20 PM
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19. I'd be inclined to make up stuff just to shock her. |
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Like, "I'm using it to make a drug buy in New Jersey," or, "I have an audition for the gay orgy scene at a male strip club," or, "there's a body in the trunk and I've got to get it out and buried before the stink is permanent and I have to replace the carpet."
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i'm gonna go with that from now on.
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Fri Aug-05-05 12:44 PM
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she best keep her hands off my baby daddy or I'll kick her ass!
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Fri Aug-05-05 12:46 PM
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26. "My parole officer needs a ride..." |
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"...to the methadone clinic."
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Fri Aug-05-05 12:48 PM
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27. "I needed a car today to put a body in the trunk |
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of the last person I killed for being too damn nosey."
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Fri Aug-05-05 01:43 PM
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28. So why DID you drive to work today? |
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If YOU with Megan, how come she's here in WA at MY job bugging the shit out of ME every damned day? x(
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Fri Aug-05-05 02:47 PM
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34. she MUST be a Yankee fan to boot.... |
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What kind of shit?
:evilgrin:
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