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ElsewheresDaughter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-05 01:24 PM
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little to long in the sun?
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-05 01:25 PM
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1. It looks like she is wearing leather pants
:scared:
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MissB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-05 01:25 PM
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2. Photoshop, no?
Tell me they just pasted an elephant's skin to her and painted it brown. Please.
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fudge stripe cookays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-05 01:26 PM
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3. Holy melanoma, Batman!
My mom told me about these women!

She said when they went to the beach in Italy years ago, they'd see these German tourist women that looked like old leather because they baked themselves like this every year!

FSC

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MissMarple Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-05 01:27 PM
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4. That, quite literally, took my breath away.
Hubby said "OH!! That is just WRONG!"
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-05 01:27 PM
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5. I've seen cows with healthier looking skin
DEAD cows that have been baking in the SUN all summer.

She looks like her flesh will rot from the inside leaving only a pile of leather behind to mark where she fell.
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-05 01:28 PM
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6. How graphic of you
:hi:
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-05 01:32 PM
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11. You're welcome
:hi:
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SouthoftheBorderPaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-05 01:28 PM
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10. I think it's a suit...
Look at the legs.
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-05 01:28 PM
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7. That can't be real. It looks like plastic.
Yuck yuck yuck!
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-05 01:28 PM
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9. I am telling you, those are leather chaps she is wearing
:cry:
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-05 01:32 PM
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13. She needs to learn where to buy prettier, looser fitting ones!
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-05 01:28 PM
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8. Reminds me of the character in "Something About Mary"
Even the Farrelly Bros did not go that far. And that's saying something.
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-05 01:34 PM
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15. Yeah! The one with the dog! Magda maybe?
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-05 01:36 PM
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17. That's it...
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toey Donating Member (568 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-05 01:32 PM
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12. where's the top of the bikini?
does she have boobs or did they wrinkle up and fall off?

YUK YUK YUK YUK
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MissB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-05 01:34 PM
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14. Um... gravity.
Look again. They are there.
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toey Donating Member (568 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-05 01:35 PM
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16. OMG, i thought that was a belly roll
wrong is the only word to describe this
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-05 01:38 PM
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18. My 15 year old leather jacket is in better shape.
No kidding.

Wowza...

Great, no lunch for me today.
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youthere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-05 01:39 PM
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19. I'll bet you anything ..
that in her twenties she was one of those "baby oil and iodine" freaks and just squealed with delight when anyone commented on what a great tan she had. Yikes.
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-05 01:42 PM
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20. besides too much sun, looks like someone who lost a lot of weight
and now has the loose elephant skin
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