What are your pets' nicknames?

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

Montana: Monty, Montana Banana, Montu, The Full Monty, Oakmonty (we used to live in Oakmont, PA), Mont Mont, Montusie, Monty Sweetie

Simba: Simba Bimba, Simbu, Simbusie, Simba Kabimba, Sim Bim, Bimba, Sims

Morrissey: Morrissu (he hasn't been with us long enough to acquire more nicknames yet)

[skygazer]

1. My pet has a goofy name to begin with

Oops. However, we also call him Oopster, Oopsy Woopsy, Oops McGillicuddy, McGillicuddy, McGill, Oopsaroni, Oopsy Doodle and every once in a while Damn Cat!

[eleonora]

2. Pandy

Pandy Cat, Zouki Pandy, Minou Pandy...err, that's about it :P

[motely36]

3. Our cat is sylvester

but we call him Catzilla a lot. Not sure how that started.

[yellowdogintexas]

24. I have Catzilla too!!!! Mine is grey, what color is yours? nt

[wryter2000]

4. Mine

The cat: cat, kitty
Sheikh Yerbouti: Sheiklet, snakeling, miss lady, princess
Casper: Mr. Man, snakey-boy, squirmy-worm

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. They change constantly.

But for now, both Teddy and Milo will "answer" to Buddy, Baby, Fuzzybutt and Hairball. And on occasion, as when horking up hairballs that I step in or when turning my couch into confetti, they are called Goddamn Fucking Cat.


Teddy, in his normal state


Teddy, contemplating tearing out my spleen


Fuzzybutt and Hairball with DU

[lavenderdiva]

6. They aren't all that different than their given names...

Libby: Libby Lou
Emma: Emma BooBoo

Here's Libby Lou:



Here's Emma BooBoo:

[nytemare]

7. I had a cat named Luna, but I called it "little fucker" more than Luna

Then, my dog, Laughing Gravy, I would just call Gravy.

The cat was a little devil. :)

[sasquatch]

8. Harlon: Harlett

[DBoon]

9. Mr. Snout, Mr. Dog, Lupus Moochus

nt

[jilln]

10. fun...

Denia: Denita, Baby Danes, Sweet Little Baby Danes, Devil Dog, Pointy, Cutie, The Shadow (and people who can't pronounce her name right call her Dana or Daniella)

Curry: Currito, Kirby, Quirky, Curly, Silly Curry, Squirmy, Bright Eyes

Guy: Guycito, Silly Guy, Fluffy Guy, Buddy, Fluffy Butt, the Escapee, Gorgeous, Fraidy Cat, Dog Dog

I suspect that even better would be hearing the stories behind some of everyone's nicknames!

[Ladyhawk]

11. His Royal Greenness, Gabby the Velociraptor

Bir-bir
Birdle
Birdles
Good bir
Goober
Burger
Gab
Gabs
Gabbles
Goebbels
Greenness
Greenness with No Penis (Male parrots only have a cloaca and one testicle)
Greenie
Green Thing
Green and Yellow Monster
Evil Green Bird
Gabby-Wabby
Gab-Wab


I even make up silly birdie rhymes:

You're so good
You're so sweet
You have scales
Upon your feet

You're so good
You're so green
You're so nice
You're so mean

You have feathers
On your face
You have feathers
Every place

You have feathers
Here and there
You have feather
Underwear


Yeah, I know it's silly, but he likes the attention. :D

[jilln]

15. haha!

you cracked me up and reminded me that my dogs have songs, such as:

Baby Danes, Baby Danes,
You're silly and you're fluffy you're my Baby Danes!

(Sung to the tune of the "Animail" segment on The World's Funniest Animals or whatever that video show is called)

[Pithlet]

22. You sound just like me.

I sing songs to my cat, too, just like that.

[SmokingJacket]

12. Kitty Bo Bitty.

That's about it.

Though now she's an Ex-cat. RIP, Kitty Bo Bitty!

[grace0418]

13. Frank is Mr. Frankie, Chubby McChubberton, Screamo Supremo,

Loud, Mr. Loudypants, Big Small, Frankie McSmartstuff and about a million more (many with theme songs).

[Ariana Celeste]

14. Peanut of the North. We call her...

Peanut. Peanuthead. Peanutty-buddy. Peepeebutt. Peanut girl. Peanut-puppy. Peanut-puppy-head. Puppy-head.
Our friend Chris always calls her Butternuts.

She responds to all of them- of course, though, she responds to anything said while looking at her, sneezes, coughs, high pitch noises, scratching (she hates it when we scratch eachother or ourselves), or anytime the man and I touch eachother. Sweet little puppyhead, she's only 13 weeks old.

[trackfan]

16. Actual name: Chase Nicknames:

Honeybelle
Boatboy
Snownose
Moon and Boon
Duke
Moose and Boose
Cassea
Sweetyboat
Pertuahbelle
Honeybay
Moon and Duke
Pretty
Handsome
Daisybelle
Storch
Stormybay
Baybellehorn
etc., etc., etc.

[Darth_Kitten]

17. Fajita or DiveBomb

Fajita, DiveBomb, Murph the Smurf, the Murphster. :)

she's a cockatiel. :)

[ElsewheresDaughter]

18. Poopees

[wryter2000]

19. I forgot that one

Sheikh Yerbouti is also The Poopinator

[benny05]

20. Our Aussie Shepherds are sisters

so we call them "the girls"

[Pithlet]

21. Nige Tige

His name is Nigel, but we call him all variations of the name. It's evolved and sometimes he's just Tige, or Dige, or Nige Dige. I know it's weird, but I always do that with my pet's names. Sometimes he's Nigenson, and I'm not sure how that evolved.

I can't believe I just admitted that :embarrassed:

[yellowdogintexas]

23. each of them has a couple:

Thomas: Tomas, Tomasso, Tommy 6 toes, Bigfoot, Mr T, Ole Blue Eyes, Purr King, T Tommy

Lewis: Lewislewis, Louie, Louis, Wide Load, Lewis the Lard, Goor

Clark: Slick, Blackie, Buddie, Jingle Clark (he has a bell on his collar), the blonde (because he ain't too bright, you know)

CatZilla: The Lickenator, Zilla, Zills, Belly "ho",( because he will flip over in a nanosecond for a big belly rub) Crip,(because he has a repaired broken leg) stupid (when he "traps" himself on the roof of the house)


Collectively they are the boys.

Lewis and Clark together are the Goofersons

Lewis and Zilla together are the Doofi:

[Beware the Beast Man]

25. Eleanor: Baby Girl, Elly Belly, my beautiful little girl.

Coleman: Baby Boy, Squeaker, Colemeister, Squeakminster Fuller, Gray Baby, Satchel Ass, Little Shit,

[youthere]

26. we call our dog "widebody" because she's so fat.

[Ksec]

27. I call my wife "bee"

I dont know why. I just always have.

Im the one with the stinger.

[datasuspect]

28. mollybeast

molly mcbeast
molly con huevos
pinche molly cabrona

[Ksec]

29. Oh you said pets.

My dogs name is TUG and I call him tuggers.

My other dogs name is Cody and I call him Coders. Real inventive huh?

[barb162]

30. okay, here goes

Boom: Pookie, Boo, Poo, Boomie.
Black: Badcat, Badanimal, Bad
Bobo: Youyou
Babe: Baebae, Bae

[kedrys]

31. Oh boy. Loaded question with endless answer. :D

Caesar: King, El Gato Grande, Blanket Anchor, Squeeze, Pweetums, Brushieholic, Maow ZeCat, Mah Kitty, Teddy Cat, Cat-With-Drinking-Problem

Socrates: Dr. Jones, Dr Claw, Bond-san, Tank, Handsomus, Spelunk, Digtron, Col. Sharkey, El Gato Grey, Herr Snöschoü, Leviathan

Plato: Aquatread, Polar Bear, Platonicus Rex, Dr Paw, Stop That!, Platornado, Horde, Beef, El Plato Gordo

Evie: Eevil, Ms. Gretsky, Moogie, Meep, Velcro, None More Black, Li'l Maniac, Daddy's Girl, Roller Bear, Gazz, Death From Above, Li'l Diva, Little Bit, Impling, Bricklet

Quark: Q-Ball, Lord Quinn Pouncy, Snowy Bear, Ouch!, Underfoot, Sausage!, Volodya, Mr. Lovely, Dave the White

Neutrino: Little Neutral One, Mouse, Bittysoft, Machine, Itty Bit, Chewy

Imhotep: Lugnut, Big Red, Grandpa, Immie, Butthead, Nine Alarm, Your Loudness

All of them recognize all their nicknames, btw. It's frightening. :D

[Tikki]

32. "Tikki Marie Diana Sulu"....

...or Tikki, for short....

[hyphenate]

33. Not too many names overall

My Dax, who I lost 2 and a half years ago: Daxipoo (when I was teasing him), BubbaDax

Kira, his sister, who I lost two years ago: Little Itty Bitty Thing (she was the runt)

Amanda, who I lost today :( : Manda, Manda Panda

Jessica MacGyver: Jessie, Babygirl, Kiki

Jean-Luc: Bubba, JL

Garibaldi: Bubba, Blubba (he's over 20 lbs)

Delenn: Little One

[SoCalDem]

34. So many cats..so many nicknames

Mommiecat:..Momma...mommie
Amber... fuzzbutt...babygirl...amber-bamber
willie..uncle willie...woowee..
SweetiePie...sweets..pretty
ChinnyChin...chinchin
Starvin'Marvin...marbee..babyboy..
Sammy..bubby
Sara..sari-sara..droolie

[dannofoot]

35. Princess Bunnypants

She's a lovely, very spoiled adopted racing greyhound. The name fits.

[TheCentepedeShoes]

36. Sir Barksalot

Mr. Muddypaws, Doodledog, Raveninsky.

[Bride of Cthulhu]

37. My three cats

Zombie: the Zombie Queen, mighty mouth(belongs to my roommate)

Cassanova: Sassy Cassy, Clever Cass, Fluff ball, Head butt Kitty (mine)

Thrawn: Thrawn McPudge, Pudge Boy, Pudge Cat, Pudge Cat Supreme, Thrawnie (mine)