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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-05 06:32 PM
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A Saltine Cracker > Jessica Simpson
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swimmernsecretsea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-05 06:34 PM
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1. Hmmm. I wonder if they taste the same.
Let's put some Cheez Whiz on them both for a taste-test.
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-05 06:37 PM
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3. Be my guest.
I'll take the saltine. :)
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Darth_Kitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-05 06:35 PM
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2. LOL
:D
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swimmernsecretsea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-05 06:38 PM
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4. I think you need to cook Jessica first.
Wouldn't want to catch some nasty parasite, like Nick Lachey did. Wait--did I just write that?
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Darth_Kitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-05 06:41 PM
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5. hehe....
:)
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-05 10:04 PM
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6. Jessica Simpson > A Saltine Cracker
When it comes to the disease carrying factor.
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eyepaddle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-05 10:21 PM
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7. Alright, Dammit!
Now I HAVE to get some saltines.
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-05 10:40 PM
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8. Even the most overprocessed saltine has some real parts.
I don't know if any part of JS is edible. I don't care to know, either.
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