henslee
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Mon Aug-08-05 03:39 PM
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Why couldn't I resist that free hotdog that is now making me feel crappy? |
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Mon Aug-08-05 03:40 PM
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1. Two words = warning sign. "Free" and "hotdog" |
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Mon Aug-08-05 03:42 PM
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2. But, would you have eaten it if it |
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said: Free tube shaped meat product composed of pig rectums and chicken beaks?
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Mon Aug-08-05 03:45 PM
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3. It was your selfless attempt to bring purpose to those senseless deaths |
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of those rats and various other animals who died to make the hotdog, so that they would not have died in vain.
And when you barf, you'll feed lots of microbes and things.
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Mon Aug-08-05 03:55 PM
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4. If only hotdog packaging said, ground rat, chicken beaks and pig gizzards. |
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Mon Aug-08-05 03:56 PM
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5. Because it was a hotdog. And it was free! |
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