The Visigoths will stop Godzilla AND prevent Datasuspect from the 60 posts

[jobycom]

Because that's what Visigoths do. So there.

[datasuspect]

1. your hands will be stained with the blood of tokyo

[jobycom]

2. Only the reptilian blood, which is cold and lethal, anyway.

Stop! Post no more! Beyond this point, you shall not pass!

[datasuspect]

3. i can't help myself

this is my only form of entertainment.

my handlers rigged my internet thing to only come to this page and they aren't treating me very well.

i can't even read the paper.

help!

[jobycom]

4. Then gouge out your eyes, so that they will not offend you

Or else the Visigoths will do it for you... Well, that's pretty brutal. Maybe the Visigoths will simply duct-tape them shut.

Post no more!

[datasuspect]

5. post no more?!?!?!

that only incites me to post even more!

[jobycom]

6. Egads, you're a wily one! Then post more!

Maybe that will work.

(WHere's the armpit? Corpus?)

[datasuspect]

7. move more easterly

it's fucking hot

[jobycom]

8. Houston?

[datasuspect]

9. eh around there, yes.

don't want to be too specific in public here.

[jobycom]

10. Must be a pretty small town, then.

[datasuspect]

11. and we don't take kindly to strangers

and northerners with their communist masters

[jobycom]

12. Then the Visigoths will slaughter you all and steal your Godzilla!

Gotta get back to the OP eventually, you know.