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[SOteric]

Tell your pharmacy jokes here.

[SOteric]

1. What??! No one

has any pharmacy jokes?

[BritishHuman]

2. A man goes into a pharmacy

And says to the lady assistant, "Uh... Is there a male pharmacist I can speak to?"

The lady replies, "No, there's just me and my sister, I'm afraid."

The man looks worried and says, "Um, I'd really rather discuss this with a man, I'm afraid."

"Look, we're professional pharmacists. We've been so for ten years and we've seen and heard everything. Just tell me what the problem is."

The man unzips his fly and with some difficulty produces an enormous erection. "It's been like this for days. What can you give me for it?"

The lady looks startled and says, "One moment, I'll have to consult my sister." She goes into the back and is there for a while. Finally she returns and says,

"How does $500 and a half share in the business sound?"

[SOteric]

3. I should have known you'd come through for me.

[BritishHuman]

6. Always...

I was going to check back in and post the "laxative for a cough" joke, but Wonk beat me to it.

Although, I did mine from memory and Wonk is clearly cheating. :evilfrown:

[SOteric]

11. Now, now...

there's plenty of room for you both to be funny. It's not like you haven't used, erm...resources in your work before as well.

:pals:

[Wonk]

4. http://www.askman.com/jokes/2003_oct/oct01.html

http://www.askman.com/jokes/2003_oct/oct01.html

When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and the absolute best we can do is, 1/3 ownership in the store, a company car, and $3,000 a month living expenses."

[Wonk]

5. http://www.askman.com/jokes/2003_sep/sep30.html

An elderly gentleman had developed a nasty cough, and went to his local pharmacy to find something to take care of it. When he walked in, he noticed a young clerk stocking a shelf. He asked the clerk to recommend something for his problem. The clerk, somewhat annoyed, grabbed a bottle of extra strength laxatives and told the man that they would solve his problem. The elderly gentleman, trusting the clerk, took the bottle and went home.

The pharmacy manager was in the background and had watched what transpired. He asked the clerk why he had given the man a laxative when he complained of a cough. The clerk replied, "After he takes a couple doses, he'll be afraid to cough."

http://www.askman.com/jokes/2003_sep/sep30.html

[Wonk]

7. http://www.pharmacychoice.com/community/humor/archive.cfm

Slaten and Jones were partners in a busy pharmacy. Slaten became suddenly ill and was on his death bed.

Jones was at his bedside and suddenly Slaten rose up and said his partner, "I know I'm dying and I have a confession to make. I stole fifty thousand dollars from our office safe. I'm the one who told your wife about your affair with the girl at the cosmetic counter, and I've been running my personal household expenses through the drug store."

"That's OK," said Jones. "I poisoned you."


more...
http://www.pharmacychoice.com/community/humor/archive.cfm

[latebloomer]

8. Ha!

These are good!!

[Zomby Woof]

9. two ducks walked into a pharmacy

Or was it two rabbis? Dammit, I always mess up this joke!

[SOteric]

10. Oh Zomby,

You're such a pill!

:pals: