AAARGH...stop crawling all over my body!

[Ellen Forradalom]

I have a four-year-old monkey! He climbs on my back, crawls in my lap, pokes my face with his fingers, bounces toys off me, slaps my ass, grabs my leg while I walk, demands to picked up, headbutts me, and insists in climbing into bed with me and practically pushing me off the edge of the bed.

I'm losing my patience. STOP PICKING AT ME ALL THE TIME! Anyone else have an in-your-face child?

[Melsky]

1. Not a child

but one of my cats is like that. Well, he doesn't slap my ass though.

Don't worry, from what I hear in a decade or so your kid won't want anything to do with you, and will spend all their time in their room with headphones on listening to music you hate.

[ScreamingMeemie]

2. You betcha. Except he is 5. Lots of times it is hard to type

because he is hanging on me, pulling on me..etc. I wouldn't trade it, but it would be nice to get a break sometimes. He also likes to smush his face up on my glasses....sigh.

[kanrok]

3. Gotta pair o' monkeys - 6 and 3

Awesome.

[Ellen Forradalom]

4. Yes, a lot of the time it is nice

but in the past two days it is just too much!

[kanrok]

5. I hear you

It's easy for me to say, I'm at work.

[Ellen Forradalom]

6. 24/7 monkey business does get old

aaaugh

[Don_G]

7. Maybe Steve Bartman Needs A Friend

:evilgrin: