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T Roosevelt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-09-05 09:09 PM
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Scientific Crustaceanism

Somewhere on a hillside of such unimaginable size that it is dotted with “dandelions” that are in fact galaxies, stands a gargantuan, omnipotent lobster. The light of a billion suns sparkles off his benevolent thorax, and his cosmic antennae receive the information from a trillion worlds at speeds that make “light” look like the crosstown local. He is looking at us right now, and if you were to look closely you’d see that a single tear is currently dropping from one all-loving eyestalk.

Prove that it’s not.

Return of the Lobster

Pretty funny...follow the link...
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Spinzonner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-09-05 09:19 PM
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1. Pass the butter

I'm in the mood for some blasphemy
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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-09-05 09:30 PM
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2. We are all descendants of intergalactic exiles
from the Crab Nebula.
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dr.zoidberg Donating Member (612 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-09-05 09:41 PM
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3. THIS is the one, true God
Edited on Tue Aug-09-05 09:42 PM by dr.zoidberg
Accept no imitations:
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