kick-ass-bob
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Wed Aug-10-05 11:14 AM
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Squid Tragedy at the 7-11 |
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Tragedy struck moments ago, when a wayward squid was gunned down while being detained by Emperor Penguins.
Alleged drug dealers, fearing their identites were about to be revealed, fatally shot the squid. One penguin was injured. Authorities are still searching for a baby panda who allegedly fled the scene in an El Camino, which was found wrecked in a nearby neighborhood. Reports are sketchy, since there are conflicting reports about the vehicle (is it a car? a truck?) In any case, his feet couldn't properly reach the brake pedal.
*developing story - no link yet*
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KitchenWitch
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Wed Aug-10-05 11:16 AM
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1. bravo, kick-ass-bob, bravo |
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Wed Aug-10-05 11:16 AM
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2. Can you fatally shoot a dead squid? |
sundog
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Wed Aug-10-05 11:17 AM
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4. no. that's why it's a lie. |
kick-ass-bob
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Wed Aug-10-05 11:17 AM
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5. can a dead squid hold up a 7-11? |
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Wed Aug-10-05 11:19 AM
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9. If he's high on the crack that they were force feeding him |
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I would say the squid could do anything!
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Wed Aug-10-05 11:21 AM
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15. this is such a tragic end to a life with so much promise. |
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Wed Aug-10-05 11:16 AM
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3. scurrilous lies! our squid would never hang out with that kind of crowd |
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Edited on Wed Aug-10-05 11:17 AM by sundog
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kick-ass-bob
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Wed Aug-10-05 11:18 AM
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7. then what was he doing with a crack pipe???? |
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Wed Aug-10-05 11:19 AM
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He learned it from Zuni!
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Wed Aug-10-05 11:19 AM
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11. it was planted on him |
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Wed Aug-10-05 11:21 AM
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12. Then what happened to Zuni's missing crack pipe? |
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Wed Aug-10-05 11:26 AM
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17. zuni never had a crack pipe |
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Wed Aug-10-05 11:21 AM
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13. LIAR! Out of your own mouth: |
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3828949"then... in the middle of the night... i heard the squealing of car tires & the smell of burning rubber... i looked in the driveway & the el camino was missing... then i went to the squid's bedroom & found a note: "i hate you i'm running away" zuni was so upset that he reached for his crack pipe in the dresser drawer (to calm down)... only to find it missing "
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Wed Aug-10-05 11:26 AM
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16. what are you talking about? |
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ask zuni... we never had a crack pipe
:wtf:
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Wed Aug-10-05 11:21 AM
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14. And I suppose the 7 Ruger Desert Eagle 44s were also plants? |
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Edited on Wed Aug-10-05 11:32 AM by Prag
Typical.
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Wed Aug-10-05 11:18 AM
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6. Bad Squid Bad Squid, whatcha gonna do? |
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Edited on Wed Aug-10-05 11:18 AM by El Fuego
Whatcha gonna do when they COME FOR YOU?
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Wed Aug-10-05 11:19 AM
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8. It was only a flesh wound... |
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He's feeling much better.
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