If you had to pick a fictional character(s) to battle the PNAC and

[JohnnyBoots]

their Neocon agenda who would it be? Jack Bauer, Harry - Ron and Hermione, Luke Skywalker, 007, Underdog? who, out of anyone who would you pick to vanquish this evil regime?

[Akoto]

1. Jean-Luc Picard.

Now there's a fictional leader who stood up for freedoms and what was right!

[JohnnyBoots]

4. The freepers et all are very "Borgesque"

[hyphenate]

2. Moses eom

[Baconfoot]

3. Clearly Superman is the one for the job. He's patriotic and powerful. NT

[JohnnyBoots]

6. He's an alien, homeland security would be all over him!!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

44. Nah. Batman.

Imagine how much dirt on the neocons he could unearth with his investigative skills.

[sasquatch]

5. 007 for sure

[JohnnyBoots]

7. The PNAC does seem like a very Bond like, but

fictional enemy, too bad they are real!

[NeoTraitors]

8. I'd pick the Dukes of Hazzard.

The Dukes are used to foiling the corrupt plans of greedy politicians. When all of the war-criminals are in jail, the world would reward them. At the end of the episode, the Dukes give the entire sum of the reward money to the poor.

:hide:

Must duck because the Dukes aren't exactly popular around here!

[Wetzelbill]

9. Michael Corleone

Seriously, let's see John Bolton or Dick Cheney or one of those guys wake up in a brothel next to a dead hooker and try to get out of that one without Mikey's help.

[JohnnyBoots]

11. hahhaha, but then they will owe him a favor. How do the

Corleone's vote?

[Wetzelbill]

13. well, see in this version Mikey would have to be liberal.....

He'd be kinda like Mario Cuomo.

[JohnnyBoots]

23. Why dosnt mario get back in it?

[lpbk2713]

36. They all deserve to sleep with the fishes.

It was only business.

[yellowdogintexas]

39. Tony Soprano or Paulie nt

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

10. Forrest Bedford

the fictional prosecutor on "I'll Fly Away", who grew to realize the truth of the justice of Civil Rights and fearlessly fought the KKK and other racists, even though it meant breaking with members of his own Southern family. Forrest was a lawyer and showed real courage. That's what we need now.

[JohnnyBoots]

12. I'll see that and raise you an Atticus Finch!

[Wetzelbill]

16. kicking it up a notch I see!

[Rick Myers]

14. Hellboy!

[JohnnyBoots]

20. Good pick,that would make an awesome comic!

[sniffa]

15. huLk hogan

hogan knows best

[ghostsofgiants]

31. You got that right, brother!

[Aristus]

17. President Jed Bartlet and the staff of "The West Wing"

They'd turn PNAC into that bitter old fart on the park bench in "Bloom County".

[JAbuchan08]

18. Zaphod Beeblebrox

well it would be interesting...

[JohnnyBoots]

21. No idea who he is,makes me think of Buckaroo Bazai thoough

[catzies]

34. I vote Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz. The verdict: read Vogon poetry to them.

Slowly.

[Shoeempress]

19. Blade, the Neocons remind me of the Vampires

[swag]

22. Shane

[JohnnyBoots]

24. Too stoic and off into the sunset

[swag]

25. Don't worry about it.

Travis Bickel will come back when needed to clean house.

[Spider Jerusalem]

26. See my username and the pic in my sig line.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spider_Jerusalem

[Pystoff]

27. Judge Dredd

And not that lame ass Stallone version either the comic book version. He'd find out their crimes like a bloodhound he link them all and be the judge jury and executioner on the damn spot.

:nuke: :evilgrin:

[Blue_Tires]

28. Jack Carter (the original)

[Blue_Tires]

35. let me scratch that and put Golgo-13 n/t!

[DerekG]

29. Master Yoda

If the PT is any indication, he wouldn't win. But still, wouldn't it be great to turn on C-SPAN and see him battling Emperor Cheney in the Senate?

[DemGirl7]

42. Sith lightning and F-bombs, that what awaits Master Yoda

Yeah I Know, but I had to make a Dick Cheney F-bomb joke.:P

[sakabatou]

30. Vegeta/Gokuu

Saito Hajime, Batman, Green Arrow, Question and Huntress, The Elric Brothers, The EVAs (not the pilots), Mugen and Jiin, The crew of BeBop, Vash the Stampede, The paper users from R.O.D., and others.

[Pystoff]

33. How about....

Haruko from FLCL?

[sakabatou]

41. Possibly

I think Canti combined with Ta-kun would do it better.

[Pystoff]

48. Maybe

But Haruko would not only mess them up she'd first confuse the shit out of them with her banter hehe.

[ghostsofgiants]

32. Jesus and Captain Planet

[tarkus]

37. Marsellus Wallace perhaps...

He is pretty unstoppable.

[GreenPartyVoter]

38. Hello? MURPHY BROWN anyone? :^D

[BreweryYardRat]

40. Alexander Anderson, from Hellsing.

Berserk Catholic priest, and I think the neocons qualify as ungodly heathens-and therefore, acceptable targets.

No matter how many bullets hit him, he'll get back up and keep coming, then carve the enemy up or sink a blade into their skulls from a distance.

[Democracy White]

43. The X-Men

They would be perfect as I find them to be liberals who want peace for everyone and fight evil anywheres who tries to disrupt that.

Dee

[MiniMandaRuth]

45. Aragorn, Sauron, Eowyn, and... uh.... ummm....

Let's see if I can pick an answer that isn't sooo nerdy that it grosses out the rest of the DU population...

Oh, here's one that no one else will know...

Varda.

[Democrats_win]

46. Dorothy, the Tinman, the Lion, the Scarecrow and Toto.

[nytemare]

47. The French Taunter from Monty Python and the Holy Grail!

I don't want to talk to you no more, you cranial rectal inverted poop sniffer! You are insipid turds who cannot pronounce the word nuclear. Your mother was a gerbil who got stuck up the ass of Ronald Reagan, and your father stunk of the broccoli he didn't eat! I FART in your general direction!

Now, go away, before I taunt you a second time!