JimmyJazz has 20k posts - Post your snarky JJ comments for her roast here

[LynneSin]

:bounce:

It's all in good fun but it's time we roast JimmyJazz for her latest milestone - 20,000 posts. Maybe now that she's hit that milestone she'll get off her butt and get some work done!

We love you JJ here's to 20k more happy happy posts!

[gmoney]

1. EVERY day is a party for JJ

But especially today... congratulations!

[Texasgal]

2. Oh JJ!!! 20,000 eh?

Congrats!!

But we know that you REALLY do love Journey!!

WHEEL IN THE SKKKKKKY keeps on turnin' Don't know where I'll be tomarrow!!

:P

[Telly Savalas]

3. I'm always up for a roast!

[WCGreen]

4. Okay JJ....

Back away from the computer........

And go utside for awhile....

Seriously, you on DU has made my stay infinatly more enjoyable than it probably would have been....

When I think of DU, you are one of the first things that comes to mind....

[JimmyJazz]

7. That does it. I'm asking skinner for a raise.

:P













Thanks :)

[WCGreen]

10. AS you should.....

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A computer Artist I'm not.........

[Hugin]

5. 20,000 posts? They let a Freeper last that long?

j/k

Congratulations Jimmy Jazz!

Here's to 20,000 more!

:toast:

[tjwmason]

6. What's the bets that Skinner altered her post count to inflate the figures

We all know that she's his favourite after all....


Only kidding. Congratulations JimmyJazz :party: :woohoo: :yourock:

[LynneSin]

9. Don't you know, Skinner hired Diebold to keep our post counts

:crazy:

[FuzzySlippers]

8. Ok, just how many clones do you have?

:P

Congratulations JJ!!!

:toast: :bounce: :woohoo: :applause: :applause: :applause: :woohoo: :bounce: :toast:

[JimmyJazz]

26. I let my kids sign on as me sometimes in an effort to pad my posts.

:P

[FuzzySlippers]

31. That explains so much.

:o

[Heidi]

11. I am snarkless with regard to JimmyJazz.

I can't think of a single snarky thing to say about you, JJ, and believe me, I've _tried_. ;) Congratulations, on 20K! :hug:

[bridgit]

12. jj, honey...

how much did you pay for 'that perm' :rofl: :loveya: :patriot:

[JimmyJazz]

14. I wish it were a perm. I grew up in the days of the "Dorothy Hamill"

wedge cut :cry: :cry: :cry:

:loveya: back!

[usedtobesick]

13. Congratulations...

I am too new to send anything snarky, newbee's must bow to the old guard.




and we need to learn to spell, well I do anyway!

[JimmyJazz]

15. ha ha ha! I love the smilies!

Thanks for the giggle. :)

[usedtobesick]

16. then here is a smiley wave for you.

[Beware the Beast Man]

17. How shocking...20,000 posts.

:P Loveya, JJ. I can't be snarky! :D

[JimmyJazz]

21. Thank you , sweetums. I love you, too.

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[merh]

18. Who's JimmyJazz?

:shrug: :shrug: :freak:
















Just kidding JimmyJazz, congratulations! :applause:
One day when I grow up, I want to be a snarky as you! :bounce:

:hug: :loveya: :hug:

[sundog]

19. not like she needs attention or anything

:eyes:

:evilgrin:

:toast: :loveya: :hug:

[In_The_Wind]

20. YES ~ Roasting Time commences

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

22. Geez...it took me YEARS to get to 20K

some people just type faster :D Congrats! :toast:

[JimmyJazz]

25. Thank you, NSMA -

Since my posts rarely exceed more than one or two lines, it doesn't take long to rack them up :hi:

[Swede]

23. Nice work JJ.

I look forward to the next 20k.

[auntAgonist]

24. hey JJ!

You're a total mess! :rofl:

wow 20K!! :applause:

[Zuni]

27. Congratulations Jimmy Jazz

nobody here craves attention like you do! :bounce:

:woohoo:

just kidding :loveya:

[JimmyJazz]

29. I ate your squid in a lovely salad yesterday for my lunch.

:evilgrin:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

28. My dear JJ! I am incapable of being snarky, especially before

I've had my coffee!

BIG CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR 20,000 POSTS!

AND HERE'S TO THE NEXT 20,000!


You are a BIG part of what I love about DU......


:yourock: :yourock: :yourock:

:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

:toast: :toast: :toast:

[miss_kitty]

30. will you be thanking the Academy anytime soon

:P

Stay bendy!

[JimmyJazz]

32. ha ha. I do that to my kids. If they start with the drama, I hold my

hands like I'm holding an award and say, "I'd like to thank the Academy, my lawyer, my agent and all the wonderful people who made this award possible...."

Then they roll their eyes at me and yell, "MOM, that's not funny!"

[miss_kitty]

33. I had a friend who mocked her niece's eulogy of her sister

(My friend's sister-the niece's mom) in that manner. It was, apparently, a less than appropriate speech. :shrug:

[Wapsie B]

34. Yeah JJ!

Way to go!

JJ JJ JJ JJ JJ JJ

:applause::applause::applause::applause:


:toast:

[AVulgarianHue]

35. Roasted Jimmy Jazz

sweet and tasty.

The snark button won't engage :(

[JimmyJazz]

36. Thank you for disengaging your snark button!

:hi:

[jandrok]

37. I could never be snarky to JimmyJazz......

...she's too cool.

[ScreamingMeemie]

38. She's still here? I thought she'd baen banned months ago....

:hug: Congrats on a most impressive milestone JJ! :toast: :loveya:

[JimmyJazz]

39. Why is it every time I see one of your posts, the song, "See you

in September" runs through my mind? :hi: I am counting the days.

[ScreamingMeemie]

40. Me too! I cannot wait...I am looking at the purchase confirmation

sheet and just giddy!!! :bounce: :loveya:

...wanna come see some pandas...and perhaps even cheetah cubs with us? :hi:

[JimmyJazz]

41. I was thinking about taking the girls in the next few weeks, but SURE

The National Zoo is very nice. :D

[merh]

42. Who is JimmyJazz?

:shrug:


















Is it that lady who ignores my posts? :argh:

:smoke:

[JimmyJazz]

43. ...and I will not be ignored!

:P

:loveya: sweetie!

[merh]

44. Sure - post that nutty lady -- and then claim to care about me!

Guess what -- still waiting!!!! :freak:

To quote Scarlet - "tomorrow is another day"


:hug: congrats on the mega posting! :loveya:

[JimmyJazz]

45. You KNOW I love you! You are just making me tell the world is all!

I LOVE MERH! There. Happy now? :loveya:

[merh]

46. I feel much better now!

:blush: it has been a very lllllloooooonnnnnnnggggggg week or months or years or whatever!

I love you too, JimmyJazz! :hug: :loveya:

[xmas74]

47. Congrats JJ!

[SOteric]

48. Please, JJ, - pleeeeeaaaase!

*sob* Step away from the keyboard before you've been here for 50 hours straight! Plllllleeeeeeeeeease!

;) Goodonya chica. :thumbsup:

[JimmyJazz]

49. ....

:rofl:

I absolutely love your sense of humor.

:loveya:

And - seriously: most of my posts are one or two lines max...after that, I lose my train of...oh wow! Did you see that?

[LynneSin]

50. Bright Shiny Objects distract JimmyJazz real quickly....lookie!

[progmom]

51. who is this jimmyjazz everyone keeps talking about?

;)

[SeanQuinn]

52. Uber-congrats to JJ! We love you here in the Lounge! nt

[Mikimouse]

53. JimmyWHO?

:evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

54. Never heard of her....have you?

:P

[Mikimouse]

55. Hmmm vague bell, I'll have to look in my address book...

:evilgrin: