I've made the greatest page: Cindy would be so proud

[StopTheMorans]

remember to ask yourself, while you go about the meaningless routine of your daily lives, "What Would Cindy Do?" If you're suffering from outrage fatigue, ask yourself "What Would Cindy Do?" if you're staying at home rather than going to Crawford, Texas, because you're a no-good dirty low-down parent's-basement-living-freeper, ask yourself "What Would Cindy Do?" she wouldn't be posting on DU like you, that's for damn sure.

[matcom]

1. I'm in love with about 29 super models

What would Cindy do?

[StopTheMorans]

3. fly them to Crawford to be with her, that is what

[jonnyblitz]

2. LMFAO!!!

:spank:

[StopTheMorans]

4. didn't know that Cindy was into spanking, but, if she were, she'd be doing

it in Crawford, as should you :spank:

[NaturalHigh]

5. Maybe she would be proud.

She would still wonder why you're posting on DU instead of camping out in Texas, though. Get with the program!

[StopTheMorans]

6. i'm on my wireless you silly freeper

[NaturalHigh]

7. Oh, sorry.

I was too busy watching my "Best of Hannity, Volume 3" set to consider that possibility.

[crispini]

8. SNORK!

:rofl: