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Thu Aug-11-05 01:50 PM
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The make stuff up about Taverner thread: Post your made up stuff here |
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Taverner was responsible for the drought in Delaware in 2001. We were really dry that summer because he came and took all our water away
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Thu Aug-11-05 01:51 PM
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1. Taverner ate my dingo! |
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Thu Aug-11-05 01:51 PM
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2. Taverner gave Judy Miller WMD info and had an affair with her too |
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Thu Aug-11-05 01:52 PM
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3. Taverner uprooted a lovely tree nearby during a nasty storm |
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Thu Aug-11-05 01:52 PM
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4. Taverner was the walrus |
LynneSin
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Thu Aug-11-05 01:54 PM
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8. No, I swore he was the Eggman |
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:cry:
You've crushed all my hopes and dreams now!
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Thu Aug-11-05 01:53 PM
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5. Taverner is a "street pharmacist" |
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Thu Aug-11-05 01:53 PM
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6. Apparently the Titanic was all his fault |
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He was on the bridge, taunting the captain. "Don't be such a baby! It's only a few ice cubes---full speed ahead!"
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Thu Aug-11-05 03:05 PM
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18. And I made sure that Leo ended up as an ice cube |
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Thu Aug-11-05 01:53 PM
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7. One time, at band camp, Taverner was caught in the girl's outhouse |
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and um...well, you know...
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Thu Aug-11-05 01:55 PM
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9. This one time at band camp, I was in the outhouse.... |
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and Taverner asked me to play "hide the flute". :D
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Thu Aug-11-05 01:56 PM
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10. Taverner cast all 93,000 nader votes in FL in 2000 |
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Thu Aug-11-05 01:57 PM
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11. He was a 16th century English composer |
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Thu Aug-11-05 01:58 PM
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I did not saw the legs off the periodic table of elements!
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Thu Aug-11-05 02:00 PM
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13. that was quite a mess. |
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Everything wanted to stick to poor old carbon, and that hydrogen was going crazy!
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LynneSin
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Thu Aug-11-05 02:01 PM
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15. I heard the Hydrogen was in an excited state |
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Thu Aug-11-05 02:00 PM
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14. Taverner posts anti-Bush threads on DU to boost his CD sales |
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Thu Aug-11-05 02:22 PM
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16. BTW, Taverner is to blame for Clinton's Penis |
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Thu Aug-11-05 02:25 PM
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17. Those pictures he posts aren't really him. They are from a |
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gay porn site....oh wait. You said, "Taverner." Nevermind. My bad. Nothing to see here :hi: Move along.
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Thu Aug-11-05 03:06 PM
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19. Taverner is the reason the gas prices are sky high. |
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Edited on Thu Aug-11-05 03:12 PM by Shell Beau
:P And I think his favorite band is Creed.
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Thu Aug-11-05 03:06 PM
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20. I'd think you'd all be nicer about poor Taverner, |
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after all the dude just died after 49, possibly 50 straight hours of computer games.
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Thu Aug-11-05 03:09 PM
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21. wasn't he Katherine Harris' assistant back in 2000? |
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I think Harris was going to certify the state for Gore until Taverner convinced her to stop the recount.
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Thu Aug-11-05 03:11 PM
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22. Isn't he really Katherine Harris? |
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Thu Aug-11-05 03:22 PM
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23. Taverner has a poster of BEVO on his bedroom wall!!!! |
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Edited on Thu Aug-11-05 03:22 PM by jandrok
Seriously, I'm not making that up. He loves the Texas Longhorns more than life itself.
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Thu Aug-11-05 03:23 PM
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24. No don't tell them that |
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and please dont tell them about my Deion Sanders poster either!
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Thu Aug-11-05 04:01 PM
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25. AH-HA! I knew it! Say it with me now....HOOK 'em!! |
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Thu Aug-11-05 04:21 PM
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26. I heard Taverner has lustful thoughts about Melissa Rivers. |
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Thu Aug-11-05 04:27 PM
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27. I hear that Taverner has a tape floating out there... |
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that shows him flogging a naked Tom Cruise with a foot-long kielbasa, while Tom is calling him "Daddy" and begging him to "do it again, do it again, slap your little bitch boy again, Daddy!"
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Thu Aug-11-05 04:27 PM
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28. When Taverner was 19, he won the Miss West Virginia pageant. |
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He won by having all his teeth and delivering a stunning rendition of "Everything's Coming Up Roses".
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Thu Aug-11-05 04:48 PM
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29. You know he lost his crown when those pics came out in Hustler magazine |
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Oh the shame - he was in compromising positions with several box turtles
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Thu Aug-11-05 06:19 PM
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31. There's a signed affidavit from one of those box turtles. |
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Attesting that her newborn box turtle is Taverner's child. Bet you're not singing now, are ya, BIG SHOT? :P
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