Looks like we have an infestation coming next week to south

[Ilsa]

Texas, not too far from where I live:
http://www.grahamfestival.org/corpusChristi/

I was in CC yesterday and these signs are up everywhere about the big "festival" to be held next weekend.

[BlueJazz]

1. Baaaaa...Baaaaa...Baaaaaa... N/T

[alarimer]

2. great- we are being invaded by the brainless

I have to think of something to do to piss those people off.

[Lars39]

3. If I knew I could make it out of there alive,

I'd hold a sign up asking how many soldiers have died keeping his missionaries alive.

[WCGreen]

4. We got them thar Promisy guys comin to our sinvention

Center....

All that whoopin and hollerin'....

I know all them Cleveland whores are gittin' all excited now, them boys knows how to party...

Cause they gittin' redemtion come mornin'....

Tain't nothin' like a sinner to git them boys are rilled up and such...

[Ilsa]

5. Oh No! The Promise Keepers?

This religious guy from work asked my husband if he wanted to go to a PK convention in Houston with them and he declined. My comment was "He hasn't broken any promises."

[WCGreen]

6. Oh that is just rich........

I love that.....

I battled with a fundamentalist today, sparred really...

I said how come you people don't follow the word of Jesus...

She freaked...

I said, you guys have your nose stuck in the old testament, did you forget all that of a new testament, a new covenant? Then you skip right over Jesus and head straight on into revelations....

Where, pray tell, did you park the sermon on the mount.....

Sputter sputter......

Then I said, Jesus is all about love, why are you so hateful....