will YOU pay TITHING to the Church Of DS1? REPENT!!

[matcom]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=3843019&mesg_id=3844781

for DS1 is your SAVIOR and HE is all KNOWING

REPENT SINNERS!!

oh, and you MIGHT want to lock up your alter-boys (but you did NOT hear that from ME) :D

[Harley Quinn]

1. any use for vestal virgins?

i hope you don't want credentials or anything...

hq

[stellanoir]

2. Sure

he can have my first born. . .ahhhh. . .then again. . .maybe not.

[Blue-Jay]

3. How does one apply to be an alter boy for the Church Of DS1?

ummmm.....





Kleeb wants to know.

[rug]

4. What thing is a ti?

[cheezus]

5. DS1? I dunno... I went to church on DS9 once...

It was crazy. Their gods are real and live in the wormhole!

[nytemare]

6. Dang, that moony smiley is moving!!

Quick little sucker!

[baldguy]

7. I've got a dusty gummi bear, a piece of lint and a Canadian penny.

How many blessings will that get me?

[matcom]

8. fuck, you were just made a CARDINAL

enjoy your new robes

[hickman1937]

9. You can have my first born.

Never mind. I think I'm going to get my ass kicked for that post. Her brother saw it.

[LynneSin]

10. Here you go Matcom - found this DS1 Church Sign

[SOteric]

11. DS1 is granting me an indulgence

and hearing my confession.

[matcom]

12. STOP fingering your 'beads'!!!

:D