Okay, does doing this get you anywhere in the job market?

[Deja Q]

http://www.8bm.com/diatribes/volume01/diatribes005/diatribes83-103/diatribes96.htm

A Peruvian man who last year sliced off his penis to draw attention to his jobless plight, this year he chopped off one of his testicles in front of the parliament building because he doesn't like his wages.

Um, he should be slicing off somebody else's reproductive organs in protest... All he's doing is keeping himself from breeding. Which, on further thought, may not necessarily be a bad thing.

[Bronco69]

1. When you think about it he might have

cut off the one thing that could have made him some money :-)

[dutchdemocrat]

4. Bobbit style?

Hey if John Wayne Bobbit can do it... anyone can!

John Wayne Bobbit



Frankenpenis

After one slice of the knife almost ends his sex life, another promises to improve it.

John Wayne Bobbit is back with his new and improved member. He's anxious to try out his new little friend and he does with many beautiful women.

We all know the story of John Wayne Bobbit. Now witness the incredible story of his miraculous recovery and new surgically enhanced penis. John Wayne undergoes a radical new procedure which both lengthens and enlarges his member. See footage of John Wayne before, during and after the surgery. That's right.....there is actual surgical footage included.

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And the classic...

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John Wayne Bobbit



Uncut

"Ever Since this whole thing happened, all everybody wants to see is my penis..... now you can!"
----John Wayne Bobbit

Leisure Time Communications

The moonlight shines off the razor sharp knife she holds in her hand. She steps closer to the bed, where he sleeps unsuspectingly. Slowly she pulls the covers away from his naked, unprotected body. He lays still, not knowing the damage about to be inflicted upon his body. She raises the knife and brings it down upon his...

It was the story that shocked the world. Overnight John Wayne Bobbitt was the man everyone was talking about, but who no one wanted to be. It was a story that sent fear into the hearts and groins of men everywhere and a sense of justice to women who felt "it's about time!" The story hit the newspapers, the television, the tabloids and spread worldwide like wildfire. No one could get enough. Why? was the question on everyones lips. Was he an innocent victim? Was she pushed by abuse to commit this horrible crime?

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Now for the first time...you can see John Wayne Bobbit in all his glory.... uncensored and most importantly, uncut!

[DuctapeFatwa]

2. Probably not in the porn industry...

Human resources, might get you an interview.

[moof]

3. well obviously, he's not all there.

sorry old joke but couldn't resist.

[dutchdemocrat]

5. Bump

bump for laughs.

[Jackhammer Jesus]

6. So what does he do

when he wants to draw attention to the fact that he's unhappy about no longer having a penis?

:shrug: